[Top 60+] Super Mario Bros. Luigi Pick Up Lines-For Video Game Fans!
by Annie Rosy
Let me level you up.
They don’t call me Super for nothing.
Wanna ride my Yoshi?
You know, I could eat a Princess Peach for hours.
Mushrooms aren’t the only thing that make me grow.
I want to lower the flag on your pole.
Luigi isn’t getting in on this one.
Are those real?!? Or am I just in world 4?
I don’t need a mushroom to get bigger.
Can I drift your rainbow road?
Sorry Mario, your p#nis is in a different castle.
I’d rather ride you than Yoshi any day.
I’m gonna Luigi the f#ck out of you.
You give me a 1-UP… In my pants!
Hey, you never said it had to make sense.
If I had the choice, I’d spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.
If Princess Toadstool looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago!
I’d rather ride you than Yoshi any day.
Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.
I know how Mario must feel, ’cause I really want to clean your pipes.
Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.
Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up.
You don’t have to turn on a game to play with me.
They don’t call me Super for nothing.
If you were a warp tube, I’d be in you all day.
Mario is red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
If I had the choice, I’d spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.
If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
If Princess Toadstool looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago!
If you jump to the top of my flagpole, fireworks shoot of my castle……………seriously.
If you were a warp tube, I’d be in you all day.
If you were a Yoshi and I was Mario I’d ride you all day.
I’d rather ride you than Yoshi any day.
Why do they call you Princess Peach? Cause I can’t keep my eyes off your melons.
You be my Princess, I’ll be your Toad, I’ll follow behind you on Rainbow Road.
You don’t have to turn on a game to play with me.
You must be a Mushroom because you’re making me grow!
8 Worlds aren’t enough to keep me away from you.
Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.
Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up.
Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.
Are you a magic mushroom? Because you’re making me grow.
Did you feed me a super mushroom, because I feel something growing for you.
Gurl, you must’ve picked up a Fireflower because you are hot.
Hey baby, mushrooms make me bigger if you know what I mean.
Hey baby, want me to show you where to find the magic mushroom?
I can see why Bowser wants to kidnap you so badly…
I don’t need a mushroom for my love for you to grow.
I know how Mario must feel, ’cause I really want to clean your pipes.
I’d love to have your castle in my princess.
I’m a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.
If I had the choice, I would spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.
Wanna go back to my castle and eat these mushrooms?
Will you let me jump down your pipes?
I’d run all over the map to catch a star like you.
This one is actually kind of cute.
I usually tend to hear “Thank you, but your princess is in another castle.” 🙁
If I had the choice, I would spend 100 coins on you instead of an extra life.
I’d bail on Yoshi mid jump to get to your platform
If you were a ghost I wouldn’t be able to stop looking at you
You make me want to put on a raccoon suit and skip the whole world to be with you
Are you a green mushroom? Because you just gave me a one up
Did you just lose your P-wing? Cause i swear you just fell from the sky.
I don’t need a jutebox to put you to sleep.
I hope this doesn’t sound weird, but I’d totally slaughter hundreds of turtles to get you back to your birthday party.
How about i skin a raccoon and wear it as a suit, then shoot fireballs of love at you ?
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
If I had the choice, I would gladly spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.
You don’t have to turn on a game to play with me.
They don’t call me Super for nothing.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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