Girl, you’re like a New York City skyscraper: I wanna shoot my sticky white stuff all over you.
You’re going to make me web.
My spidey senses aren’t the only thing that’s tingling…
You can get caught in my web any day.
Women usually say I’m Amazing, Spectacular and Sensational in bed.
Best Spiderman Pick Up Lines
Wanna do it on the ceiling?
I plan on firing off all my web fluid by the time this night is over. Care to dance?
I want to love you the way Peter Parker love Gwen Stacy.
You must be a bad girl, because my spidey senses sure are tingling south.
Hey girl do you have a place for my peter to park…er?
Every Spider-man needs that special Spider-Woman if you know what I mean?
I can take you back to my place baby but be quiet my Aunt May will be downstairs watching Jeopardy.
Who want to play with my web slinger?
Want to taste my web?
Make my “Spidey Sense” tingle, baby!
Did I mention I have radioactive blood?
Spiderman just came up to me in Times Square and told me I dropped something – his phone number.
My spidey senses tell me you’re going to fall for me harder than Gwen Stacy.
I’d spray my webs all over you, girl. All over.
My spidey senses are tingling for you.
If a spider’s bite can make you a spiderman, would you bite me just to let me be your man?
Why drive when we can swing?
Ever used a S#x swing made of spiderwebs?
I take the 69 to a whole new level.
I’d spray my webs all over you, girl. All over.
I’ve gotten a lot better at catching women who’ve been thrown off bridges.
You must be a bad girl, because my spidey senses sure are tingling south.
You must be a fly, ’cause I want to wrap you up and take you to my web.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
