Feel my cardigan.know what it’s made of ? girlfriend material.
Sheldon, I have a masters degree, I wipe my bottom with warranties
I’m a h0rn¥ engineer Leonard, I don’t joke about math or S#x.
Are you made of copper of Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Someone call the love doctor.
Was sheldon cooper,before there was sheldon cooper.
I am not crazy. my mother had me tested.
i am william shatner of theoretical physics.
Ah.gravity thou art a heartless B!t¢h.
Ah. memory impairment. the free prize atthe bottom of vodka bottle.
My mom smokes in car.jesus is ok with it, but we can’t tell dad.
well today we tried mastrubating for money.
for the record i do have genitals.they are functional and asthetically pleasing.
what computer do you have. and good lord don’t say its pink.
if you don’t mind i would like to stop listening to you.
do’t you think if i were wrong i would know it.
my shirt is itchy and i wish i were dead.
for god’s sake its not cartoon it anime.
know’s every thing but doesn’t understands sarcasm.
he pA$$ed the SAT test with 2399?! Dear Lord he surely was late to the brain distribution.
Sheldon at times does things different… Well differently !!
I wish I were sin squared and you were cos squared so that together we could be one!
Are you sure your moth-like personality won’t be drawn to this blazing fire that is myself?
If I am Amy, will you be my Sheldon?
One cries because one is said.For Eg, I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.