If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.
Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
Do you have 11 protons? ‘Cause you’re Sodium fine!
Do you like Science? Because I’ve got my ion you!
You must be gibberelin, because I’m experiencing some stem elongation.
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You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you’ve got a NiCe A$$!
Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
Didn’t you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
I bet you’re like calcium bicarbonate – if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!
Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne
Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then PotA$$ium and water.
Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
I’m more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.
I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.
You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
Hey baby, why don’t you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.
Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.
You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
It’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat.
If I were a Shwann cell, I’d squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.
Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you.
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight.
Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it’s turgid.
Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
Baby,You turn my software into hardware.
Your Bosons give me Hadrons
Are you full of Beryllium,Gold and S#xanium? Cos you are Be-AU-TI Full
You are a photon quata to my valence electron cos’ you excite me to another level.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Are you a non volitaile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
Are you a scientist? Because I Lab you
Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and S#xanium, because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful
Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne
Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you’ve got a NiCe A$$!
Are you on the periodic table? ‘Cause you are SODIUM fine
Babe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential
Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt
baby lets measure the amplitude of our physical wave
Baby stop with diet coke, you’ve got plenty of A$$pertame
Baby you give my electrons a positive charge
Baby you must be made of mica rock because you have perfect cleavage
Baby you’ve definitely got potential, my place would be a great place to convert it to kinetic
Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up
Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it’s more than just our universal gravitation…
Baby, i’m gonna break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer!
Baby, I’m like an oceanic plate on a gravity slide – I can’t wait to subduct beneath your crust!
Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a mA$$ive conformational change in my f1 complex.
Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I’d let you subduct so we can make hot hot magma.
Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3)
Baby, we’ve got chemistry together… next period.
Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!
Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turning me on.
Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second…Mind if I join in?
Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova?
Can I have your significant digits?
Chem students do it on the table periodically
Did you swallow a magnet? Because you’re attractive.
Didn’t you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
Do you like Science? Because I’ve got my ion you!
Do you like Science?, cause tonight your gonna sample my DNA
Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
Don’t you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It’s just SO misleading.
Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done.
Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
Forget hydrogen you’re my number one element
Girl are you a chaged atom, because I’ve got my ion you.
Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that A$$ up
Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
Girl you must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because you are FINe
Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you’re doing tonight.
Hello… I’ve been admiring your bacterial signature.
Hey baby if i supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together (V=IR => (V/R)=I)
Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mA$$ on my rod
Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?
Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
Hey baby. It’s mA$$ive. You know what I’m talking about.
Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunnelling tonight?
Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon?, because you are the ONe.
How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
How about you Palmitoylate my protein, so i can drive it into your lipid raft.
How do you feel about group experiments?
I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it’s turgid.
I believe you and I could prove the Lock and Key model later tonight
I don’t need neurons to stimulate your sensory system.
I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my A$$. Wanna see?
I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10
I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.
I’d be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
I’m A Twig…..You’re A Twig……Lets Rub Together And Make A Fire.
I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.
I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to S#x.
If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.
If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put Uranium and Iodine together.
If I was a plant you’d make my roots extend
If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
If i was an enzyme, i’d be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes
If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
If I were a Shwann cell, I’d squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on stunning.
If you were an element, you’d be Francium, because you’re the most attractive
If you were Anatomy, then I’d be Physiology because they always go together!
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
Im more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.
In my bed, it’s perpetual motion all night long, baby.
Is it getting hot in here? or is it just our bond that is forming?
It’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat
Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
Let’s discover our coefficient of friction
Let’s exchange fermions!
Let’s find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed
Let’s make like a transcription factor and response element and turn things on.
Let’s work out our orbicularis oris muscles together!
Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress
Lets meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then PotA$$ium and water.
My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some electron density
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
My last partner wasn’t very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
My love for you is like the universe…never ending!
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you
Not only are we scientists, but we have the ability to do each other on a table, periodically.
Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
The direction fields of my heart all point to you
Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
Top quark or bottom quark?
Two large mA$$es that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you’re a big part of that.
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It’s nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
Wanna couple our equations tonight?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
Want to test the spring constant of my matress?
We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
We have great chemistry, lets do some biology
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mA$$?
What say we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
What’s your resonance frequency?
When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
You and Me = Grand Unification
You are like a proton in my core–without you i could never be the same.
You are the HCl to my NaOH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together
You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.
You be Flourine and I’ll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron
You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
You know why Men are so much S#xier than women? Because you can’t spell S#xy without xy.
You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force
You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
You must be a cell, cause my DNA is all in you.
You must be a compound of beryllium and barium…because your a total BaBe.
You must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction
You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!
You must be gibberelin, because I’m experiencing some stem elongation.
You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
You’re a moving electric charge, and I’m a moving magnetic charge… Wanna flux?
You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
You’re more special than relativity.
You’re so hot you denature my proteins
You’re so hot, you must be the cause for global warming.
You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
Your lab bench, or mine?
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