[Top 50] Creepy Pick Up Lines to Scare the $h!t Out!

by Annie Rosy

So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it, I swear I’ll give you a full refund.

Does your A$$ have Allstate insurance? [No, why?] Well do you want it to be in good hands?

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them on your breasts?

Are you hungry? Cause omelet you suck this D!¢K.

I want to chew your food for you.

I have a knife and a peπ!s. One of that is going into you tonight.

Wanna have S#x? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.

[Top 50] Creepy Pick Up Lines to Scare the $h!t Out!

There’s this movie I wanted to see, and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself.

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable. Please take them off.

You might want to call a bomb squad because there’s going to be an explosion in your @nu$.

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

You look so cute when you’re sleeping. P.S. Try cleaning your closet sometime.

Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

If I had AIDS, would you have S#x with me? [No] Well, I don’t, so let’s go.

I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.

Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your BØØBs up all day for free?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

I love you more than my jar of fingers.

What’s your favorite game? Mine’s called Following You Without You Knowing.

We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you.

Let me insert my plug into your socket, and we can generate some electricity.

Hey, baby, let’s play house, you can be the door, and I’ll slam you all night long!

I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!

Do you know the difference between my D!¢K and a chicken wing? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!

Are you from the Philippines because I wanna phil you with my peπ!s.

Do you like whales? Cause we can go hump back at my place.

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.

We should play strip poker. You can strip, and I’ll poke you.

I’m hung like a tic tac. Do you want to freshen your breath?

Girl, you should sell hot dogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.

Do you come here often or wait till you get home?

What’s the speed limit of S#x? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!

You’re so cute. I want to lock you up in my baSêmênt, naked.

Yeah, it’s big, and if you pet it, it spits.

I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?

Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls.

Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

You’re so hot because you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they’d be 100% off.

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?

At the office copy machine “Reproducing eh?” “Can I help?”

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

Do you like Wendy’s? Cause you’re going to love Wendy’s nuts slap yo face!

Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door, and I’ll slam you all night long

A guy walks up and checks the tag- “Just what I thought. Made in heaven.”

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby; I’m all lost at sea.

I’m going to S#x with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

You know how I know we are going to have S#x tonight? I’m stronger than you

Hi, do you want a f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?

I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

If I asked you to have S#x with me, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this one?

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

[Excuse me, do you have the time?] “Yes, do you have the energy?”

I like my coffee like I like my women. Sealed in an airtight bag in the freezer.

Do you like to draw? Cause I put the D in Raw.

Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

Do you live in a corn field? Because I’m stalking you.

Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.

You remind me of my pinky toe. You’re small, cute, and I’m probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.

As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.

Hey babe, I’ve got a back seat with your name on it.

You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

I want to floss with your pubic hair.

Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.

Just say yes now, and I won’t have to spike your drink.

Are you menstruating? I know how to insert tampons.

You look much more beautiful close up than you do through my telescope.

Your breasts look heavy. Let me hold them for you.

I’m a necrophiliac so why don’t you drop dead and I’ll think about it.

You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.

Wanna come over to my place later? I’ve got a gallon of lube and all the Shrek movies on blu-ray.

Can I read your t-shirt in braille?

I love you more than my jar of fingers.

You should have worn that red dress you tried on earlier. I was watching you get ready. I liked the red dress best.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

My Mom says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known.

I’m starting a P0®n site. Do you want to be in the first video?

I made a blood painting for you.

I want to be reincarnated as your baby so I can be breast-fed by you.

There will only be seven planets left, after I destroy Ur@nus.

You smell like trash, can I take you out?

I want to live in your socks, so I can be with you every step of the way.

I have a knife and a peπ!s, and one of them is going in to you tonight.

I put the STD in STUD. All I need is U.

Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?

I just wanted to let you know that you have the sweetest smile while you’re asleep.

I’m hung like a Tic Tac. Wanna freshen your breath?

Is your Dad in prison? If I were your Dad, I’d be in prison.

You can call me baby, because I want to be inside you for the next 9 months.

I want to take your skin off and wear it as mine.

You’re so cute, I wanna lock you up in my baSêmênt. Naked.

Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink

That shirt would look great on my floor. Right next to the pile of panties I stole out of your dryer. They smell like you.

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap squooge* Imagine that inside you. I do, everyday. WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME?!?

You remind me of Pokemon. I wanna pikkachu. I also want to keep you in a giant plastic ball in my baSêmênt.

You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?

Excuse me, i managed to notice that every time i pA$$ you, a monster grows inside me called “B!t¢h get in my car” i just hope it doesn’t escape and make me call after it …

Let me spell my love for you S-T-A-L-K-E-R

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes?(if no) Please?!

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on?

“I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U…”

I’d like to name a multiple 0rg@sm after you.

You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I’m 20.

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

Girl your are so hot I’d do you dead or living.

I like when you lay still like that….

You don’t know me, but your hair smells amazing. (Especially when woven into a shirt.)

What’s your favorite game? Mine’s called Following You Without You Knowing.

You look so cute when you’re sleeping. P.S. Try cleaning your closet sometime.

I wish I could sew myself to you.

I will give you one thousand dollars to smell your shoes. Please. It’s an emergency.

I would make out with your shadow on a gravel driveway.

How much money do you want for your old toothbrush?

We would make an amazing couple. I’m the guy sitting behind you at Starbucks right now. I got your number by looking over your shoulder while you were texting your boyfriend.

My pet bird died. I still have him though. He’s my only friend.

I want to put your Q-tips up my nose and go to sleep.

You know those birds that live inside crocodile’s mouths? I want to live inside your mouth.

Quick, tell me everything you know about black market organ donation.

I made a blood painting for you.

I love you more than my jar of fingers.

My favorite color is clear. That way I can always see you.

I bought the most expensive binoculars. That’s how much I love you.

You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.

You would make a great soup.

I named my cat after you. You’re welcome.

Maybe you’ll love me back, in heaven.

I want to chew your food for you.

Wanna go to the movies? JK, let’s take a nap at the cemetery.

I painted a picture of your soul. I’ll give it to you outside the abandoned knife factory at midnight. Come alone.

I invented an emotion to describe our relationship, it’s called loveangerfrowns.

May I have a piece of your toenail clippings to tape to my eyeglA$$ lens?

Just thought I would let you know, today is our negative two year anniversary.

You are like an angel that died and then was reborn as a woman. I know because you still smell like dead angel.

The veins in your neck are exquisite. Simply exquisite.

My aunt says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known.

I would do anything for you. Especially steal tranquilizers from the vet’s office. Seriously, say the word. I’ll do it.

I want to live in a nest of your hair.

On a scale from one to ten, I’m attracted to you whatever number equals being willing to rip out my own heart and put it in a box and leave it on your doorstep. Is that a seven?

Remember when you said my nose was weird? I cut it off! Can we go out now?

I secretly changed my name to your name, so when I tongue-kiss the mirror we are finally happening.

What do you mean you don’t want to go out with me? I have a shrine to you! A SHRINE!

My favorite movie is a cell phone video I made of you playing field hockey. It’s called Silence of the Lambs

I’ve been reading Joshua. but how many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me ?

That’s nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it ?

Good thing I brought my library card, cause I’m checking you out.

We are like Cocoa and Marshmallows, you’re hot, and I wanna be on top of you.

You know what ? I bet your name is Mickey because you’re so fine !

Beards can be red, a blade can glow blue. There is only one precious, and that must be you !

Are you from Tennessee ? Cause you’re the only ten I see.

Are you a copper ? Because I cu in my dreams !

Do you have a band aid because I just scraped my knee falling for you !

Are you a tower ? Because Eiffel for you.

I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good

Girl, are you a conditioned stimulus ? Because you’re making me drool.

Your pants, they bother me. Take them off please !

I would date you so hard, then marry the sh*t out of you.

Do you like me ? Breath for yes, lick your elbow for no.

Your hands looks heavy, let me hold it for you !

Wanna know my favorite beverage ? Mount and do !

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

[Top 50] Creepy Pick Up Lines to Scare the $h!t Out!

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