[Top 60] Redneck Pick Up Lines To Tickle Your Quirky Side!

by Maria Line

I know I’m not any Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him?I think he went into this cheap motel room.
“Fat Penguin!” I know you’re going, ‘huh?’ “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”
Want to ride on my Monster truck?
Is there a mirror in yer pants because I can see myself in em.
You sure have white teeth, you mus brush em!
Did you fart because you blew me away?
[Top 60] Redneck Pick Up Lines To Tickle Your Quirky Side!
[Top 60] Redneck Pick Up Lines To Tickle Your Quirky Side!
I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage. Come on over.
If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.
You’ve got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?
Oh Boy, I soiled my pants, can I get into yours?
My Love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
If yer going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep til afternoon.
God wants us to be together. That’s why he gave us the same parents!
Your face reminds me of a wrench..every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
Are yer parents retarded because you sure are special?
Your eyes are like spanners. Every time I look at you, my nuts tighten.
You look good in that lumberjack shirt, but I would like to see you out of it.
Are you my sister er cousin? Cause my pappy done told me to keep it in the family!
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Are both of those teeth real?
I borrowed daddy’s teeth just for you.
If you were a booger, I’d pick you first!
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

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