Best Psychology Pick Up Lines To Use in Psych Class!
by Annie Rosy
I’ll be a prisoner, you be a guard. Abuse me!
What Freudians repress, let’s express!
You’re into threesomes? Great, ’cause I’ve got split personality.
Baby, all i see in my Rorschach Tests is me and you!
Are you real, or are you a delusion? Either way, you’re really hot!
Can I buy you a shrink?
S#x is on Maslow’s hierarchy of needs. Care to help me self-actualize?
Best Psychology Pick Up Lines To Use in Psych Class!
My hypothalamus is going wild for you!
I have a slight OCD care to be my obsession?
I’ve got a great psychoAn@!ysis couch back home, care to try it out?
You remind me of my mother..
Care to teach me more about interpersonal relationships?
I’m not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
Wanna come back to my place and do something you’ll repress later?
Do come lay on my couch… With me.
Who’s your daddy? Do I remind you of him?
Baby you’re so beautiful…I can’t break down my thoughts and behavior around you, i can’t help not experiencing you as a whole.
You make my medulla spatter.
You are the greatest perception of my heart’s delusion!
Hey baby, how about we try an experiment using stimulus and response?
All three levels of my psyche agree, we need to start dating.
You’re the Youngian archetype for the perfect woman.
Baby you’re so fine my brain is changing structure just to process it.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my pA$$ive-aggressive-libido-suppressed mind all night.
Excuse me, but I couldn’t help noticing that you’re also putting hot dogs through doughnuts.
Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray? This isn’t just any cigar…
My unconscious mind is urging me to talk to you.
Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?
Baby i love everything about you not just the fragmented parts of your personality or your cognitive functioning.
When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?
I’d compare you to my mother, but I don’t want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.
Why don’t I show you my giant inkblot so you can tell me how you feel about it, hmm?
Your ego may be saying ‘no’, but your id is giving me a tongue bath.
I’m conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so i can interpret your dreams?
Hey, how about you come over to my place and i free you from your confrontation with the givens of existence?
And ven I snap my fingers, you vill take your clothes off on and remember none of zis..
You know what, a few minutes of probing on my couch and you’d be a completely different woman!
And ven I snap my fingers, you vill take your clothes off on and remember none of zis..
Are you broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
Are you real, or are you a delusion? Either way, you’re really hot!
Baby you light up my world like my primary visual cortex.
Baby you’ll be enhancing the duration of your short term memory tonight.. by saying my name all night long
Baby you’re like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph
Baby you’re so beautiful…I can’t break down my thoughts and behavior around you, i can’t help not experiencing you as a whole.
Baby you’re so fine my brain is changing structure just to process it.
Damn Baby, you activate my HPA axis. You make my dopamine levels go all silly.
Damn Baby! you just made my afferent neurons buzz with excitement.
Daym girl, are you tryna enhance the capacity of your short term memory? Because dat A$$ is chunky!
Dayum girl you give me some physiological arousal
Do i have to use deception to get voluntary participation from you? You make me want to revoke my withdraw rights
Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?
Excuse me, but I couldn’t help noticing that you’re also putting hot dogs through doughnuts.
Forget self-care. I’m here to make it all better.
Girl I’ve got some allostatic load for you right here.
Has the mere exposure effect kicked in yet, or do i need to walk by again?
Hey bebby i got an acronym for you. D.A.Y.U.M
Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?
Hey Girl! Are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you’re making me drool.
Hey Girl! Are you an unconditioned stimulus, because you make me display the unconditioned response like pavlovs dog.
Hey Girl! I am really worried that you’re at risk for vicarious traumatization.
Hey Girl! You put me in an altered state of consciousness.
Hey Girl! You remind me of my mother. When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?
I can teach you all about the tip-of-the-tongue phenomenon.
I know your name’s not little Albert, but I can make you scream.
I must have a nuerodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number cutie.
I think I’ve just been clA$$ically conditioned by your beauty.
I’d compare you to my mother, but I don’t want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.
I’ll be a prisoner, you be a guard. Abuse me!
I’m conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so i can interpret your dreams?
I’m not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
I’ve got a great psychoAn@!ysis couch back home, care to try it out?
If you’re an axon, i would be your myelin sheath.
Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray? This isn’t just any cigar…
Roses are red, Violets are blue. If you were a null Hypothesis, I would fail to reject you.
S#x is on Maslow’s hierarchy of needs. Care to help me self-actualize?
Wanna come back to my place and do something you’ll repress later?
What Freudians repress, let’s express!
Who’s your daddy? Do I remind you of him?
Why don’t I show you my giant inkblot so you can tell me how you feel about it, hmm?
You are the greatest perception of my heart’s delusion!
You fire up all the reward centres in my brain- you’re like a dopamine rush to my head.
You know what, a few minutes of probing on my couch and you’d be a completely different woman!
You make me want to maintenance rehearse your name all night long.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my pA$$ive-aggressive-libido-suppressed mind all night.
You remind me of my mother.
You’re into threesomes? Great, because I’ve got split personality.
You’re the Youngian archetype for the perfect woman.
Your ego may be saying ‘no’, but your id is giving me a tongue bath.
I know your name’s not little Albert, but I can make you scream.
You fire up all the reward centres in my brain- you’re like a dopamine rush to my head.
Girl I’ve got some allostatic load for you right here.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you were a null hypothesis, I’d fail to reject you.
Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?
Are you broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
You put me in an altered state of consciousness.
Baby I love everything about you not just the fragmented parts of your personality or your cognitive functioning.
I think I’ve just been clA$$ically conditioned by your beauty.
Baby you’ll be enhancing the duration of your short term memory tonight… by saying my name all night long!
Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?
Baby you’re like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph.
Damn Baby, you activate my HPA axis.
Baby, all I see in my Rorschach Tests is me and you!
You make my dopamine levels go all silly.
Can I buy you a shrink?
Are you a conditioned stimulus? Cause you’re making me drool.
Care to teach me more about interpersonal relationships?
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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