Best Programmer Pick Up Lines for Computer Geeks!

by Annie Rosy

BATTERY: Store energy & be strong
CAPACITOR: Lead your life during struggles
INDUCTOR: Avoid ego during your success
CIRCUIT BREAKER: Know the problem & take appropriate action before it affect you
CONTROLLER: Trust yourself,An@!yse your inputs & take proper decision,be smart & reliable,have high speed processor for fast actions & decisions
SENSORS: Keep An@!ysing your self & keep measuring your values
LIGHT: Keep lighting through your knowledge when its dark
Best Programmer Pick Up Lines for Computer Geeks!
Best Programmer Pick Up Lines for Computer Geeks!
LIGHTNING ARRESTOR: Ground sudden surges in your life
EARTHING: Keep your feet on ground for your safety & maintaining relationships
ELECTRICITY: Let us electrify world through our spark of knowledge & wisdom…?
TRANSFORMER: Step up your dreams,pA$$ion & love. Step down your anger,worries & sadness
MOTOR: Keep moving fast & continuously with high efficiency
GENERATOR: Generate wisdom through your knowledge.
CONDUCTOR: Have least resistance for friends, good company & thoughts
INSULATOR: High resistance for your weaknesses
SEMICONDUCTOR: Enjoy your hard times,they will make you only strong because behind clouds sun is still shining
FUSE: Protect yourself first from danger
SWITCH: Have reliable control over emotions & feelings
My bot wants to crawl all of your directories.
I work in a data center; can I mount your rack?
Come to my and I’ll give you sudo access.
I’m seeding my torrents your way.
Hey girl, you have a const pointer to my heart.
Hey girl, you are the stop condition to my heart’s search algorithm.
Hey girl, when you traverse my tree, I’ll let you visit every node.
Hey girl, fork my heart because I’m ready to commit.
Hey girl, did you lose a timestamp? Because I’m pretty sure it’s DateTime.Now
I promise to keep my standard output out of /dev/null.
I checked your syntax and found no errors. Wanna go compile?
I’d like to send some packets into your SSH tunnel
Let’s flip a coin, if its head you are mine, tail I am yours.
You are line a criminal because you stole my heart.
How come you are not on the top of the christmas tree? I thought that’s where stars belonged.
You are so beautiful, you made me to forget my pick up line.
Can I follow you? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day.
Do you have band-aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Are you wifi? Cause I am feeling connection.
I thought Happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with you.
Know what’s on Menu? Me-n-U.
I think I am suffering from a lack of Vitamin-U.
Just smile if I am wrong. But dinosaurs still exist right?
Damn, I forgot my lipbalm. Can I use your lips?
Are you a camera? Because whenever I see you I smile.
Sorry I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?
I must be in a museum because I am looking at work of art.
I hope you know first aid, because you are taking my breath away.
You must be magician,cause whenever I look at you everything just disappears.
Your hands look tired. Can I hold it for you?
I don’t believe in love at first sight but I am willing to make an exception in your case.
You know how else your hair would look really good? In my lap.
My love for you is like dividing by zero. It cannot be defined.
Eureka! I just discovered eight Wonder of World.
I think you are synonym for beautiful.
You are like KFC and I am like Mc Donalds. You are so good and I am lovin’ it.
I want to our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
Do you like to be numerator or denominator?
Are you cup of coffee? Because you are keeping me up all night.
I am learning important dates in History? When is your birthday?
I need U to complete the spelling of my future.
If you were a drug I would overdose.
I am a dentist. I fix broken smiles.
When I see your face, there is not a thing that I would change, cause you are amazing just like the way you are.
If you were a tweet, you would be my favorite.
I am not flirting. I am just extra nice to someone extra beautiful.
Hey you should not wear make up. It’s messing with the perfection.
If I were God, all of my angels would look like you.
I need you the way a drowning man needs air.
If I had to chose between breathing and loving you. I would use my last breath to tell you that I love you.
Baby, you and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
Baby, Can I earth you? You seem to be at a high potential.
Sweetheart, You are the cause of my dielectric breakdown, because you bring sparks in my life.
Baby, Could I have your I.P.?
Darling, are you Wi-Fi? because i am feeling the connection!
Baby, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
you are like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere.
Sweetheart, When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curve.
You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Baby, you overclock my processor.
Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
You defragment my life.
Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
Baby, let me find your nth term.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long
Hey baby, can I see what’s under your radical?
If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.
I’m a fermata… hold me.
I think my heart just lagged.
I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.
Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!
By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
It doesnn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.
Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)
When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1
You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force
“If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your A$$umption.”
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it
Let’s meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod
Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves
Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?
Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress
Let’s discover our coefficient of friction
Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.
I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)
I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent
If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
Baby, did you know by the end of this year, there will be more transistors on a single chip than there are people in the world. Why don’t we do something about that?
Are you a 90 degree triangle? coz you are looking right !
Hi, my name is Windows; can I crash at your place?
Are you a piece of Carbon? because I would love to date you.
You really must be square root of 2, coz I feel irrational around you.
Baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
It’s not the length of the vector that counts. It’s how you apply the force.
You must be the square root of 2, ‘cuz I feel irrational around you.
Awesome: Your bosons – they give me a hardon.
Brilliant!: I wish I was your differential equation. I’d be really hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.
I want to touch, grep, unzip, mount, finger, and fsck you.
We have so much potential … let’s make it kinetic.
“Are you 1/cosxy? Because you’re secxy!”

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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