[Top 50] Political Pick Up Lines For Politics student!

[Top 50] Political Pick Up Lines For Politics student! 1

Let’s get hammered and I’ll show you my sickle.
Hey baby, wanna help preserve the insS#xution of marriage?
I’ll always preserve our union baby.
How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?
Baby you can trust me, I always pull out at the last second.
Baby you make me wanna stage a coup d’état to make you go down… on me.
Presidents do it four years in a row.
Hey girl, are you gonna give me your phone number or should i just ask the NSA?
Hey baby I got free contraceptives.
Whoa baby, you’ve got my vote!
I motion to elongate the caucus.
Hey baby, do you want to join my party?
I believe in life, liberty and the pursuit of you.
Hey baby, wanna make like the surplus and go down on me?
I believe in your right to chose me.
I wanna drill you like an Alaskan oilfield.
I asked Barack Obama if we could get together later, and he said “Yes We Can!”
You wanna play Pearl Harbor? It’s a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.
I’ve got a five year plan and it includes you… well, it doesn’t have to be five years, tonight works for me!
The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn’t.
Woah baby, you got my vote!
I may be conservative, but I’ll get liberal with you!
I’d like to swear you in as my Chief Executive Boyfriend.
If you were a president, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.
arrangements for my arrival as I’m already planning an inspection.
Baby I’m just giving you a fair warning that you can’t keep hiding those two weapons of mA$$ destruction you got there so please make the
Baby you must be German, ’cause you sure started the battle of my bulge.
There’s a conspiracy going around that we may not end up together, wanna prove it wrong?
Let’s make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.
Wanna find out what went on on those erased parts of that tape baby?
I’ve got a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants.
Are there terrorists around? Because I think you’re the bomb.
I must be Uncle Sam because I WANT YOU.
How about you poll me until I inC^mbent.
I’d like to get your opinion on my poll.
Do you wanna see a majority whip?
Let’s role play – I’ll be Osama… you be a cave… and I’ll hide up inside you.
I bet you’re glad they don’t tax good looks.
It is my duty to closely examine all Party Organs.
I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said “Yes, you can”.
You look like my future first lady.
How would you like to take a ride on my Air Force One?
Let’s play health care reform. I’ll be the nurse and you can be the doctor.
I don’t need a CRS report to know how beautiful you are.
You’re causing a rise in my polls.
Do you wanna go stuff the ballot box?
Let’s protest in the nude… in my bedroom.
Hey baby, I’m with the NSA and i already know you’ll like me so let’s just go out.
I’d like to swear you in as my Chief Executive Girlfriend.
Wanna come over to my place ? I’ve got some pro-growth policies we can talk about all night long.
I’ve got a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants.
I believe in your right to choose me.
Baby, you have more curves than the Democrat Party line.
I’ve got a five year plan and it includes you… well, it doesn’t have to be five years – one night works for me!
If going out with you was a referendum, I’d vote yes
Your campaign headquarters or mine?
You may not be my First Lady, but I’ll make you feel like Jackie OH!
I might not be in your political party, but how about I just party with you tonight?
Looking at you raises my spirits like the government raises the National Debt.
If going out with you was a referendum, I’d vote yes.
Are you in charge of the new Transportation Bill because you have been running through my mind all day.
I think you should remove all barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
You must be Seward authorizing the purchase of Alaska because I’m experiencing some unprecedented growth.
Hey babe, could you give my voting lever a little pull?
When it comes to hope and change, I hope you’ll go out with me, but if you say “no” then I’d prefer you change your mind.
I might not be in your political party baby, but how about I just party with you tonight?
Baby, you are hotter than the flag we’re burning.
Ask not what I can do for you, ask what you can do for me on our date.
The national debt isn’t the only thing that’s rising.
I’m like the Vietnam War – way longer than you thought I’d be.
What is your favorite position… in the energy crisis debate?
Baby care to let me in your Oval Office?
I asked Barack Obama if we could get together later, and he said Yes We Can!
Baby I’m a property fan I’m into respecting your right to enjoy the benefits of an object, my object that is.
I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.
I see the flat tax wouldn’t apply to you hehe.
Care to work under me?
Is that the ConsS#xution in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Let’s discuss the state of THIS union.
I’d love to have a discussion with you about Bush, D!¢K, and Colin.
Here’s my number — call me legis-Later!
They call me Mao Ze DONG.
Wanna go back to my place and form a coalition?
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
You know, the national debt isn’t the only thing that’s rising.
Baby I’ll build you a moon base if you let me get to third.
Just because the national debt is going up doesn’t mean I cant go down on you baby.
I’d like to get your opinion on my poll.
You may not be the First Lady, but I’ll make you feel like one!
I’d love to have a discussion with you about D!¢K and Bush.
You can raise more than my taxes!