Best Pizza Pick Up Lines -That are cleverly delicious !

by Annie Rosy

Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.

You’re like a pizza, Even when you are bad, you’re good.

Just like this pizza, my tongue will also go straight to your thighs.

I’m available with or without sausage.

Are you the pizza man? Because you sure can deliver.

Hey babe, how about a pizza and some S#x? (No!) Why not? You don’t like pizza?

I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Best Pizza Pick Up Lines -That are cleverly delicious !

If you were a pizza and I were cheese, I’d melt over you.

Are you craving some Pizza? Because I’ll gladly give you a pizz-a this D!¢K!

You’re the only topping I need on my pizza.

Will you be the extra cheese to my pizza?

I know this is cheesy, but I think you’re SAUCY!

Make her a pizza with a solitary strip of cheese running down the middle of it. When she asks what it is, tell her it’s a cheesy

Alright dad, time to go home.

Mark my words, there are probably several redditors placing orders for such a pizza now.

See what you gotta do is tell her you heard this really lame pizza joke and then:

Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I’m not really feeling it right now, but I see you doing you and I respect that.

At first I thought, what the Fu©k? Then I clicked on it and read your paragraph now it’s pretty reasonable.

Anyway, “are you a pizza? because everyone wants a slice of you”

Wanna sample my breadsticks? I’m sure you’d like the “sauce” that comes with ’em!

Don’t want to be cheesy but, if you have good topping, i have good sausage.

Would you like sausage on that? Your tonsils I mean.

Are you the pizza man? Because you sure can deliver.

I’m available with or without sausage.

Yours is like a pizza, it doesn’t stay hot long, so you have to eat it fast.

You’ll love the taste of sausage.

I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Hey babe, how about a pizza and some S#x? No! HEY! Don’t like pizza?

Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

Don’t shake me, don’t turn me upside down. Just treat me nicely, and then EAT ME.

Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.

You are like a pizza. Even when you are bad, you’re good.

You are like pizza, spicy and cheesy.

Oh! are you craving Pizza, because I’ll gladly give you a pizz a this d*ck.

Do you work for Papa Johns? Because you’re a fine pizza A$$.

Come on baby, S#x is like pizza: Even if it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.

Right now, I’m craving pizza, but I’m craving you more.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

Best Pizza Pick Up Lines -That are cleverly delicious !

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