Me skull and crossbones aren’t the only thing I plan on raising tonight.
Arrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?
Well, call me a landlubber, because I’m about to plunder your Treasure Island.
I must be hunting for treasure cause I’m digging your chest pirate ARRRRRR.
Nice poop deck on ya, lA$$ie. Care fer a swabbin’?
Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!” (Female Pirate)
I’ll swab your poop deck.
Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
Yo, ho ho! How ’bouts a bottle of rum?
Rubbers are for land lubbers.
Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket, and I am happy to see you.
Is there an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there’s wondrous b00ty buried underneath!
That’s the finest pirate b00ty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Harrrrr! Let me create the 8th sea in yerr undies!
How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
Let’s get together and haul some keel.
Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lA$$ie!
Do ya mind if the parrot watches?
Arrrrr, the big white whale! Been searching for ya all me life!
They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.
Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber!
Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
I know one eye long john silver. Do you want to see?
