“how much do I have to pay to get a shag in this town???”
I’m a pilot””Oh really?””Yeah, it’s the only way I get to give women a ride these days…”
How about “I could get you a job as an air hostess.”(I know they’re called cabin crew nowadays, but air hostess sounds more . . . romantic.)”Would you like to see my big watch?”
“Isn’t there a bit of a pilot in you?” “No!” “Would you like some?”
I’m a pilot but that doesn’t necessarily make me a bad person.
I bet you’d make a great hostie – come and try the apS#xude test.
I wouldnt bother using them if I were you, most people dont believe you anyway.
I’m a pilot – How do you like me so far?
I am a pilot, got any spare change?
your choice…..walk the plank, or be keel-hauled…
Of course I’m a pilot, didn’t you see my lear?
“You have to know CPR because you take my breath away.”
“If I borrowed your glA$$es, could I see you tomorrow night?”
“Congratulations, you’ve just been voted the most beautiful Flight Attendant. I’m your prize!”
Chopper pilots may get it up quicker… but aeroplane pilots go faster for longer.
For my own amuSêmênt I sometimes introduce myself as a helicopter rescue pilot or a Qantas pilot. The amuSêmênt for me is to see the different response when I admit that I am actually an Ag Pilot
One that stands out was a young woman who then asked ,”so what kind of truck do you drive”
Mr Gul,l your spelling of “Quantas” will NOT impress any Aussie womenfolk. When they stop laughing……they’ll explain about Queensland and Northern Territorial Airways. Better have a Longreach……..if they leave and you want to grab ’em.;)
Not wishing to stretch Aussie/Yank relations but history shows Qantas is the acronym for “Queenland and Northern Territory AERIAL Services (Ltd) formed in Winton, Qld in 1920.
If you want to be really crA$$ it could also read: Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards :yuk:
Doh!! :oh: Or as the famous spokesman for QANTAS said, “I knew that!” He is the guy with the B707 with a retro paint scheme.
Mr Gul,l your spelling of “Quantas” will NOT impress any Aussie womenfolk. When they stop laughing………they’ll explain about Queensland and Northern Territorial Airways. Better have a Longreach……..if they leave and you want to grab ’em.;)