[Top 50] Physics Pick Up Lines For Science Nerds and Geeks!

[Top 50] Physics Pick Up Lines For Science Nerds and Geeks! 1

Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Your lab bench, or mine?
I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?
You’re more special than relativity.
You and Me = Grand Unification
Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you’re doing tonight.
In my bed, it’s perpetual motion all night long, baby.
Two large mA$$es that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you’re a big part of that.
Hey baby. It’s mA$$ive. You know what I’m talking about.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Did you swallow a magnet? Because you’re attractive.
Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Wanna couple our equations tonight?
Can I have your significant digits?
Top quark or bottom quark?
Don’t you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It’s just SO misleading.
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my A$$. Wanna see?
What’s your resonance frequency?
Even if there were no gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you!
That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would
have caused some problems for you.
My last partner wasn’t very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
How do you feel about group experiments?
I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mA$$?
Let’s exchange fermions!
Wanna dance? I can get your inertia in motion.
Was that drink magnetic? ‘Cause you are attractive.
You appear more special than relativity to me.
I’d fall for you even in absence of gravity.
What’s your resonance frequency?
How do you feel about group experiments?
I’m hung like a Foucault Pendulum.
I’m so attracted to you that the scientists have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
I think my heart just lagged.
What is you sine?
Is it just disproportionate gravitational force or are your eyes just a Great Attractor?
I’m attracted to you more than an electron is attracted to a proton.
I’m attracted to you like the Earth is to the Sun; a large force inversely proportional to distance squared.
Your eyes have the perfect wavelength of 563.4nm.
We should convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
You would be set to stunning if you were a laser.
Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits.
You are spreading your hotness everywhere like an exothermic reaction.
You and me get together like superposition of two waves in phase.
Let’s exchange fermions.
You + Me = Grand Unification.
You must be the Higgs Boson particle, because I have been colliding, and colliding and I finally found you.
Your smile is warmer than a hydrogen plasma.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
You are the Higgs Boson of my life, because without you my universe won’t ‘matter’.
What’s your quantum number?
In accordance to the Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now.
As per the second law of thermodynamics, you should share your hotness with me.
I’d really like to study this ‘heavenly body’.
Want to experience a gamma ray burst?
You must be a star, I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Your name must be Andromeda, ’cause we are destined to collide.
Similar to a vacuum, you are the only thing in my universe.
I know the spring constant of my mattress, interested in taking some data?
Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you are doing tonight.
I might be a Physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.
Your lab bench or mine?
What do you feel about group experiments?
Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?
Let’s meet up so I can excite your natural frequency.
What counts is how the force is applied to a vector, and not its length.
Wanna test the spring potential of my mattress.
Let’s couple our equations tonight.
I wish I was a derivative, just so that I could get to lie tangent to your curves.
Wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
I bet that dress looks even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.82 m/s2
Top quark or bottom quark?
I supply voltage, you a little resistance; imagine the current we can make together.
Let’s head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn’t just a theory.
I know we have physics together but I think we might have some chemistry also.
I feel as though this line flows better if, “also,” is changed to, “as well.”
Found the English major…. (Edit: rather than the English Major, otherwise we might be on parade all day…)
We could come back to my place and practice some simple harmonic motion.
I see you have the potential to be very kinetic!
You’re like symmetry breaking, you’re hot enough to initiate unification.
My love for you is like entropy, it never decreases
We’re the universe- So let’s have a big bang.
Those pants would look good accelerating 9.81m/s2 toward my bedroom floor
I heard you were good with Excel, how about we spread some sheets later?
Not exactly physics but still a good one.
If your [email protected][email protected] was an electron, my D!¢K would be a positronCoz I’d annihilate you.