You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.
My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?
Forget hydrogen you’re my number one element.
Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!
In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch … let’s go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry…
You’re as sweet at 3.14.
Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!
Baby, you overclock my processor.
You be Flourine and I’ll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron…
Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it’s more than just our universal gravitation…
I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
I think my heart just lagged.
I’m overheating because you’re stuck in my head like an infinite loop.
Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt.
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves…
Baby ill be your asymptotes so i can shape your curves…
Maybe later we can go over to my place and S#xrate until you reach your end-point…
If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your A$$umption.
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
I wanna stick to you like glue-cose.
That dress would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s/s.
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply…
Baby you must be O2 cuz I’m about to combust all over you.
The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely enchanting.
Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
Baby I just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but you’re sooo hot my screen melted.
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
You’re like a Universal Turing Machine; you’re the only one that I’ll ever need.
You and I must have the same natural frequency, because we resonate together.
It’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause I’m gonna make you sweat…
Let’s discover our coefficient of friction.
Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?
You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.
I less than three you…(i < 3 you)
You can put a Trojan in my Hard Drive anytime.
Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don’t have any viruses…
You have 206 bones in your body… want one more?
Nobody turns me on from a cold boot like you.
Baby I wish I could live on a [integral of 1/cabin d cabin] with you.
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
If i was an enzyme, i’d be helicase so i could unzip your genes.
If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you.
I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile.)
Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.
When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you in at least two places!
Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.”
Hey baby, I’m like a rubix cube. THe more you play with me, the harder I get.
If I were an A$$embly language I’d jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your acC^mulator, then jump if you’re negative.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.
Excuse me ma’am, but can I get your seven significant digits?
I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.
Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight?
You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers…
I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
At absolute zero, you would still move me.
Baby, if they made you in Haskell, it would infer that you were just my type.
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.
Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress…
Lets meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod…
Hey girl, let’s get together and figure out our heat of fusion.
Let’s just cut to the chase, I wanna hotsync your PDA.
I’m relativistic: the faster I go, the longer I last.
Baby, if they made you in Java, you’d be the object of my desire.
Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I’m around you
You’re so hot you denature my proteins.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!
If you were a graphics calculator, I’d look at your curves all day long!
You’re so hot, you must be the cause for global warming.
Hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mA$$ on my rod…
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive…
It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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