[Top 50+] Muslim, Islam, Halal Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

A$$alamu alaikum! Is it me or is it getting a lil halal in here?
Hi! I’m one of the few guys to get a hur al-ayn not only in the Next Life but in this one as well
A$$alamu alaikum! Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single?
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! You’re so hot, you make Shaytan sweat.
Hello! Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
Hi! Have your ammi call my ammi
A$$alamu alaikum! You are a thief, you know, it’s wrong to steal my hearth in Islam.
[Top 50+] Muslim, Islam, Halal Pick Up Lines
[Top 50+] Muslim, Islam, Halal Pick Up Lines
Hi! Do you work for al Qaeda? u hijacked my heart
A$$alamu alaikum! Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
Hi! You’re so beautiful; You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
Hey you! Do you work for Al-Qaeda? Because you’ve just abducted my heart.
Hi! I’d like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
Hey you! My name is BlackSeed, I do the body good.
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! Do you want to pray together? Should I call you or Nudge you?
Hello! You shine with so much nur that you could light up a room in my heart
Hey you! Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.
Hello! You’re so fine; I want to marry you, get 10 kids with you and pray domestic jamaah for the rest of our lives.
Hey you! What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?
Hello! Sister, you are a hijabi fitnah.
A$$alamu alaikum! Girl you fine, TAKBEER
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! Can I have your wali’s phone number?
Hello! Just say out loud – MASHA’ALLAH!
Hi! I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.
Hey you! Nice ankles. Very nice.
Hey you! Marry me so I don’t have to lower my gaze every time you walk into the room..
Hi! That Noor on your face really brings out your eyes.
Hello! Didn’t we meet when I went on Hajj/fought Jihad/ on the day we testified Allah was our lord?
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! I don’t need mahr…YOU are my mahr
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! Want to ride shotgun on my camel?
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! That’s a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?
A$$alamu alaikum! Looks around girls hijab sorry, I was looking for the made in jannah tag
Hey you! Your feet made me lower my gaze.
Hi! OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you’re obliged to marry me.
Hey you! You can’t play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.
A$$alamu alaikum! Want to pray in jamaat? Shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?
A$$alamu alaikum! I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! So, Where is your Wali?
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! Please ask your ammi to invite me for a cup of chai.
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! If I become a shaheed I will get 72 of you!
Hello! You can be the queen of my Hurs anyday.
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! You are the reason why hijab was mandated.
Hi! I think I just lost my wudu by the sight of you.
Hi! Do you remember me? From the alam al-arwah?
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! It will be hard to beat anyone more beautiful than you – and I mean beat literally.
Hello! I’ve had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! When you bend over – you remind me of my sister.
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! Can I have your number so I can wake you up for fajr?
Hello! Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part…
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! When i saw you i said mashallah, then i said inshallah
Hi! Sister For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
A$$alamu alaikum! Girl…I know its haraam paying so much interest in you…but I can’t help myself…
A$$alamu alaikum! So what time does a huri like you have to be back in paradise?
Hey you! I’m looking for the Made In Jannah tag
A$$alamu alaikum! Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde?
Hello! I didn’t trip over my thobe, I fell for you.
Hey you! So, read any good Surahs lately?
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that’s the night that angels come down from Heaven.
Hello! Are those legs halal?
Hi! Your father must be Osama Bin Laden, because you’re da BOMB!
Hi! I’m new here; can you take me to the closest masjid?
A$$alamu alaikum! I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! if looking at you is gunnah then I don’t want to get any sawab
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! Are your feet tired? Because you’ve been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! Your father must be a terrorist, because you’re da bomb!
Hi! I thought the Hoor al-Ayn only lived in Jannah.
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! The noor on your face is so strong, I think I’m going to go blind!
Hello! Have your wali call my ammi
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I’m hereafter.
Hey you! I know Halal meat does a body good, but wow, how much you been eating’?
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! I’m not drunk, just intoxicated by you.
Hey you! Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.
Hi! I’m a nice Muslim boy and you seem like a nice Muslim girl, so what do you say we make a halal match?
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! That hijab really compliments your eyes.
Hi! Praise be to Allah, who created you so beautifully full of nur
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! You are the noor of my eyes.
A$$alamu alaikum! You are the coolness of my eyes.
A$$alamu alaikum! I promise you the tent of your dreams.
Hello! To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
Hey you! I didn’t trip over my robe, I fell for you.
Hey you! Excuse me does this smell like chloroform to you?
A$$alamu alaikum! After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash’Allah. The next was Inshallah!
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! I know what you are thinking Is that a bomb in his pocket or is he just happy to see me?
Hello! I have some sort of sickness but Allah has created a cure, that’s you.
Hello! I’m not staring, I’m just enjoying my first and only allowed look.
Hey you! Let’s get married so I don’t have to lower my gaze every time you walk in the room
A$$alamu alaikum! Any cup of water that you pour for me will taste like Zam Zam.
Hey you! You must be the Buraq, because I want to ride you all the way to heaven.
Hey you! Do you want to date? I bought a box full when I went to Medina.
A$$alamu alaikum! Wow, you’re beautiful! I see praying five times a day has paid off.
Hi! How would you like to help me fulfill half of my deen?
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! You make me realize why we’re asked to lower our gaze so much
Hello! A$$alamu alaikum, so what time does a hur al-ayn like you have to be back in paradise?
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! Want to date? i bought a whole box when I went to medina.
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! I must be a Saudi Prince – one look at you and I have a gusher in my pants.
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! You fine, I see that praying 5 times a day has really paid off
Hello! I’m the guy you’ve been praying five times a day for.
Hello! Your face shines with so much nur that it could launch a thousand (Jihadi) ships
Hey you! Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?
Hello! Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, She aiight.
Hello! Your father must be a printer because your picture has been plastered in my mind all day.
A$$alamu alaikum sister/brother! I’m not sure of the Nikah process. Can you help me through it?
Hi! I just made dua for YOU.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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