Do you have the Mirror Shield? Because I can really see myself in your tunic.
Are you wearing the Pegasus Boots? Because you’ve been running though my mind all day.
What’s a girl like you doing in a Forest Temple like this?
You light my Deku Stick on fire.
I’m not possessed by Majora’s Mask, I’m just crazy for you.
I’d better put on my Goron tunic, because you’re too damn hot.
I wanna make you wetter than the Zora Temple.
Best Legend Of Zelda Pick Up Lines
You should come back to my place. My master sword needs to be polished.
You’re not 18 yet? No problem, I know the Song of Time.
How ’bout you come back to my place and I show you my Longshot
Hey baby, can I buy you a potion?
Baby, I’ve been Z-targeting you all night.
I’d better buy a bigger bag, because you are the BOMB!
I must have defeated a boss, because I just found a heart container.
Want to fuse Kinstones? I’d bet they fit perfectly.
Are you a Deku Nut? Because you’re stunning me.
I’m gonna be Bigocto this time, and I’m gonna suck you up.
You must be King Dodongo, because I really want to explode inside your mouth.
You are hotter than Din’s fire.
Is that a Skyward Sword or are you just happy to see me?
Babe, your body is like a temple… Too bad it’s the water temple, because once I get in there, I have no clue what I’m doing.
I don’t need the song of storms to make you wet.
Hey, girl. Are you a fairy, cause…I kinda need you. Got a boss fight coming up and…just get in the bottle.
I don’t just like you, I LIKE-LIKE you.
Can I put my Death Mountain in your Gerudo Valley?
Ay boy, press A to grab my destiny.
You’re hotter than Din’s Fire!
Are you a heart container? Cause my life meter just extended.
Baby im not gonna “Tri” and “Force” you to be with me but you are the “Oracle of Seasons” to my “Heart Container” your touch feels like the
bubbles in “Lord Jabu Jabu’s Belly”, when you cry it feels like ” The Song of Storms” and when we kiss it feels like im in the “Temple of
Time” and the world has advanced 7 years.
Hey Girl, wanna see my deku nuts?
Good thing I brought my iron boots cause Im going down on you.
Show me your Ocarina and I’ll show you my Master Sword!
Ay girl your just like epona, faithful, loyal and every time I play with my ocarina you come a running!
You might run your mouth like Kaepora Gaebora, but in the end, you just want a little of this Gilded Sword.
I’d hit so hard that if you would pull it out you would move forward in time seven years.
You’re so hot, I need my fire tunic.
Hey girl, you’re making me wetter than the Water Temple.
Hey girl, you’re making me harder than the Water Temple.
I have three pieces of heart; would You complete me?
Your so hot you can unfreeze Zoras domain.
I m harder then the water temple
How about we go to my place so i can show you my Longshot
Don’t worry ill wear my Majoras mask
Every time i see you i feel you complete a piece of my heart
You’re hotter then Din’s fire.
You must have the Quake Medallion because I can feel the earth move when I’m with you.
You must be King Dodongo, because I really want to explode inside your mouth.
You should come back to my place. My master sword needs to be polished.
“Hey girl, want to play my ocarina of time?”
Are you a male Gerudo because men like you are only born once in a hundred years.
You’re so cute. I’ll let you enter my Temple of Time. It’s where boys become men.
You light my Deku Stick on fire.
Hey, gorgeous, I’d like to go to your Sacred Grove and shove my Master Sword deep inside your pedestal tonight!
“Are you sure there are only three triforce pieces, cuz I’m sure you have the Triforce of beauty.”
Are you a Kokiri because your beauty seems ageless.
Want to see my Hidden Skills?
You look like a fish, here’s my water stone. I’ll see you in about seven years for some S#xy time.
I want to make you wetter than the Zora Temple.
Are you not 18 yet? No problem, I know the Song of Time.
Would you like some of my sand in your hourglA$$?
Hey baby, can I buy you a potion?
I’d better put on the Goron Tunic because you’re too damn hot.
I would go in your lost woods anytime.
“Hello, beautiful. Cupid must have shot me with a fire arrow”.
I must have defeated a boss because I just found a heart container.
Do you have a mirror shield because I can see me in your tunic?
“I’m gonna smash you tonight baby, and you know why? I’ve got the Triforce of Power!”
Hey girl, let me plant some magic beans in your soft soil ??
Are you a Deku Nut because you’re stunning me.
How about we go to my place, and I’ll show you my hook-shot?
I’m going to need a larger bomb-bag cause the bomb in my pants is getting bigger and bigger.
Ay girl, I am going to explore your dungeon.
Even though we’re in the silent realm, I bet I can make you scream.
Do you have the mirror shield? Because I can really see me in your tunic.
Baby, I’ve been z-targeting you all night.
I’m not possessed by Majora’s Mask, I’m just crazy for you.
Did it hurt when you fell from the Sacred Realm?
Tonight I’ll be calling you Ganon cause you’ll keep on coming, and coming and coming
Someone best call the Scared Realm because they’re missing a Sage.
You complete my heart container.
I’d better put on the Goron tunic, because you’re too damned hot.
I’d better buy a bigger bag, ‘cause you’re the BOMB!
You can be my Twilight Princess.
You put arrows into my quiver.
When I look into you’re eyes I get more lost then I did in the Fire Temple.
I may look like a normal Kokiri, but I am as nasty as Ganon.
Your going to need a bottle of stamina potion to keep up with me.
You don’t need the Goron mask to bang on my drums.
My thing (whatever it is) is wetter than Zoras Domain.
You don’t need to play Eponas song for me to C^m running.
Do you have the water tunic? cause you’ll drown in my pu$$y without it.
You’ll need to play the song of healing when we’re through.
You don’t need to be Jabu-Jabu for me to be inside you.
You don’t need the Deku mask to toot my horn.
Your rock hard, just like the boulder blocking Romaini ranch.
You should put your master sword in my pedestal.
Your boner is stiffer than Grooses pompadour.
Im going to call you Epona, and ride you all day and night.
Why go to the milk bar to drink milk when i have two jugs right here.
Hey wanna go out *hands you couples mask*
Are you Midna? Because i get the feeling you’re going to be riding me later.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
