Do you want Bot or Top?
Let me steal your red
are you maxing your EXPLOSIVE shot?
I’m cringing watching some of this stuff.
Why are you hitting on Annie?
Girl, you’d make Lee Sin turn his head.
Looks like somebody likes Badministrator.
re you french maid Nidalee because your S#xs are huge.
Are you an AD carry? Because I’m fired up and ready to serve.
Are you CA$$iopeia? Because when I stare at you I get hard.
Are you Orianna? Because you can play with my balls.
Can I invade your jungle?
Can I put my doran blade in your doran ring?
Can I tap your dark spheres?
Damn, if being S#xy was a crime, I’d have to call Sherif Caitlyn because you’re guilty as charged.
Did I mention its mating season?
Do you main Ahri? Because I find you charming.
Even if you were Singed I would still chase after you.
Fear not im coming.
You got a dirty mind! It’s referring to her being a fire mage!
For only $2.95 a minute I will leave you breathless.
Girl you turn my blasting wand into a needlessly large rod.
Girl you’re like draven – spinning me around town.
Girl, are you Irelia? Because I want to nerf you so hard.
Girl, are you Nunu? Because on a scale of one to ten, you’re an ABSOLUTE ZERO.
Girl, is your name Ashe? Because your beauty stunned me from a distance!
Girl, your body is OP.
Hey babe, lemme destroy your inhibitor.
Hey babe. I bought the double penetration runes.
Hey baby is your name Taric because you stunned me from a mile away.
Hey baby, I’m always on duty.
Hey girl, wanna come back to my base and check out my Needlessly Large Rod?
Hey girl, you must be Ahri because you charmed me over here.
I wish I’d worn my Mercury’s Treads, because you just stunned me.
I’d like to put my mushroom in your bush.
I’m not sorry that I left my fuzzy cuffs at home
If you were a Tidecaller I’d be your blessing.
If you’re Nannie I’ll be your tribbers.
Is your father Ziggs? Because you are a bomb.
Is your name Janna? Because you blow me away.
Is your name yorick? Because Evanescence isn’t the only one who brings me to life
It’s not fun unless you run.
Lemme show you a double rainbow.
Once you go Demacian you never go back, I Garen – tee it.
Wanna fiddle my stick?
Wanna know why me roger’s all jolly?
Wanna solo my Baron?
Will you be the Ezreal to my Taric
You know, if Ezreal saw you, he’d need a map. He’d get lost in your eyes.
You make me feel like cho. I just want to feast in your bush.
You must be used to stealing souls, because you’re fully stacked.
Your name must be Sona, because you just made me Crescendo.
I bet I can find a way to pull you in, even with all those creeps around!
Let’s have some real fun!~ arhi
I don’t need extra time to tell you that you’re the one for me.~ ekko
I may do crazy things, but it’s all for you.~ jinx
I’ve got you in my sights, and I’m not letting go.~ caitlyn
I can MAKE you fall in love with me, just look into my eyes…~ cA$$
Is that a rocket in your pocket? ~ tristana
I’ll be with you forever, even in death.~ karthus
Size doesn’t mean everything.~ viegar
You’re the only one that can cool me off. ~ brand
You’re almost as perfect as me!~ draven
Captain Teemo reporting for b00ty!
Do you want to be bound to my soul? ~ kalista
Why have a brain when I can have your heart? ~ fiddlesticks
“R” you ready to be stunned? ~ sona
Can I nomnomnom you? ~ chogath
On a scale of 1-10 you’re an absolute zero.~ nunu
My sword isn’t the only thing I can spin.~ garen