Best JOKER Pick Up Lines That are both Bad Or Good!

by Annie Rosy

I lost my phone number, can i have yours??
If I invented the alphabet I would of put U and I together.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
Kiss me twice. I’m schizophrenic.
You look a bit down. Mind if I pick you up?
You be my Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Burger King, you treat me right and I’ll do it your way.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
Best JOKER Pick Up Lines That are both Bad Or Good!
Best JOKER Pick Up Lines That are both Bad Or Good!
If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
The Bible says my body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mA$$?
Your legs must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Is your last name Campbell? ‘Cuz you are mmm-mmm good!
Someone hand me a map! I’m lost in the sparkle of your eyes.
Can you direct me to the nearest phone box, because I have got to call God to tell him I’ve found his missing angel.
You have 236 bones in your body, want one more?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Is your dad a baker? Cuz you’ve got some nice buns!
Your body must be Visa because it’s everywhere I want to be.
When God made you, he was having a very good day.
Oh! Sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
Improve your image – be seen with me!
I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
If I follow you home will you keep me?
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?
S#x is not the answer. S#x is the question. Yes is the answer.
Does your dad work at Snapple? Cuz you’re made from the best stuff on earth!
Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb!
Damn, girl, was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.
“If I were a puppy, would you let me follow you home?”
Are you a Parking ticket because you got Fine writen all over you!
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I’ll sure make your bed-rock.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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