Is that an advanced piece of machinery or are you just happy to see me?
With all the MPG you get, we can totally drive into the sunset like, twice.
What do you say we pull over and plug into the grid?
I save so much energy with this car, I can put the leftover to good use.
Who needs oil when you’re naturally charged?
You have a hybrid? You’re so unconventional. I like that.
You’re so stealthy in that Prius, I’ll show you how to make some noise.
Best Hybrid lover Pick Up Lines
Mmmmm… plug in sounds S#xy.
How long is your lifecycle emission?
With all these high gas prices, we should park somewhere and talk.
I like things with more miles per gallon.
Don’t let the compact size fool you.
Convert this.
Do you like things battery operated?
Your car’s power and movement turns my wheels.
You make me glow as bright as your dashboard.
Want to charge up with me?
Hold on, let me put on my back up sensor before you say another word.
What do you say we get some non-toxic cleaners and go wax your car?
Just because I don’t use crude oil doesn’t mean I don’t like things dirty.
Did you get the chA$$is stiffener on your model?
Did you just say “propulsion power?”
I’d love to use you as two types of fuel.
Petroleum is so 2000.
Nothing is S#xier than meeting CAFE standards.
Can I offer you a space to plugin and recharge?
That aerodynamic architecture sure makes you look good.
Oh, you have two motors? That’s hot.
This car is small, but we can make it work.
Let’s make sure your gasoline engine doesn’t engage.
You’re so energy efficient.
If I were a hybrid car, I’d let you hand the control over to my electric engine.
I don’t need to keep my engine running when I am with you.
I bet we could maximize on that kinetic energy.
What’s your favorite cruising speed?
Are you as efficient with your hands as you are with your energy?
This car is roomier than I thought! Does that mean we can recline the seats?
I bet your dual source of energy means you’re up for a good time.
You should see MY Stop/Start capability.
I’ll make sure you idle less.
How many engines do you have under your hood?
You’re like your hybrid, so quiet but so powerful.
I’d love to be your hydrogen fueling station.
Don’t worry, my energy levels never get low.
You make me want to become a cleaner-burning woman.
My batteries are designed for extended life.
Would you like to improve my fuel economy?
Would you like to buy me dinner with your tax credit?
Want to drive for miles and stare at my dashboard?
I can feel my energy security rising when I am with you.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
