Top 50 Howard Pick Up Lines

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There is no cache, let’s just go straight to the hard drive.
Are you exothermic reaction? Because you’re making me hot.
Haven’t you ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless Russian?
I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I’d be really hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.
Your mouth says, “shields up!” But your eyes say, “a hull breach is imminent.”
You must be square root of 2, because I feel irrational around you.
Hey girl, I wish I were SIN^2 and you were COS^2, so together we would be 1.
You give me epsilon, I’ll give you Delta. Together we can find limits.
Are you less than 90 degrees, because you’re acute girl.
Nobody ever expects me. Sometimes you just look and BAM!
Your bosons – they give me a hadron.
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Are you a 90 degree angele? Because you looking right.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
I wish I was DNA helicase that way I could unzip your genes.
I’m sure Max Planck would approve of your hot body.
The universe must revolve around you, because your gavitational forces are banging.
Hello, I’m Sanjay Wolowitz from Bombay.
Why don’t we go back to my place so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log?
Can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
You’re so hot you denature my proteins.
If I could make any compound, I’d make Uranium Iodide, so I could put U and I together.
Whenever I’m near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration, because you take my breath away.
Baby you must be made of mica rock, because you have a perfect cleavage.
On a scale from 0001 to 1010, you’re an 1011
Hey girl, do you love water? That means you love 80% of me.
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math? Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
It’s a big deal. There’s an awards banquet and a dance afterward. Perhaps you’d like to come with me? I know the other fellas would be really excited to see a girl there.
I wish I was adenine, so I could get paired with U.
Does your v-card have a code? Because I will hack it.
Come back to my lab and I’ll show you that the Big Bang isn’t just a theory.
If I was an operating system, your process would be realtime priority.
You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because I want you!
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me – rough or smooth?
Girl, your name must be phylum, because you are above clA$$.
I wish I was your derivative, so I could like tangent to your curves.
it’s not the length of the vector that counts, it’s how you apply the force.
You’re a photo quanta to my valence electron – you excite me to another level.
Wanna see my Hard Drive? I promise it’s not small or floppy.
Well, if you like space stuff, I design components for the International Space Station. Which is in space. Where, I’m sure you know, no one can hear you scream.
Are you Full of Beryllium, Gold and S#xanium? Because you are BE-AU-TI-FULL!
Are you the square root of -1? Because you cannot be real.
Baby, you must be a neuron, because you’ve got some action potentional.
On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?
Hey girl, are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cute.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can’t be real.
I wish I was your homework, because I would be hard and you would do me all the time.
Yeah, well my people invented cirC^mcision. You’re welcome.
I’m like PI baby. I’m really long, and I go on forever.
Tell the square root of negative one to multiple by itself, because $h!t just got real.
Baby you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
Do you like motorcycles? ‘Cause I ride a hog.
You have 206 bones in your body, wanna have 207?
You must be the square root of two, because I feel irrational around you.
760 degrees Celsius. The approximate temperature of the young lady in the front row.
You turn my software into hardware.
Baby, are you a motherboard? Cause I’d ‘Ram’ you all night long.