[Top 50] Historical Pick Up Lines To Use These in History Class
by Annie Rosy
Nice pyramids…
Baby you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
I’m sorry i wasn’t part of your past, want me to make it up by being in your future?
Baby, I’d annex your territory any day!
Not even the Berlin Wall could keep me from you my dear.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
[Top 50] Historical Pick Up Lines To Use These in History Class
Call me Paul Revere, because I would like to give you a midnight ride.
Your palace looks like it could use a sturdy column.
I wager if Jefferson had met you, he would have vetoed the Non-Intercourse Act.
Don’t worry if you’re only wearing stripes because I’ll make you see stars tonight.
“If I could change the alphabet, I would put ‘V’ and ‘I’ together.”
There’s a reason they say I started the Era of Good Feelings…
I bet if Jefferson had met you, he would have vetoed the Non-Intercourse Act.
If I was a knight, would you lower your drawbridge for me?
Hey baby, I got the sword you got the sheath, how about a truce?
I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore….my face should be among them.
Baby, you are hotter than the Great Fire of London.
Care to come over for some Hysteria Relief?
Do you want to help me with my project on the S#x- I’m sorry, TET Offensive?
I’ve got the ‘thanks’ ready, if you’ll do the ‘giving…
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
I’m like George Washington — I cannot tell a lie. So believe me when I say you’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met.
They don’t call me a Rough Rider for nothing.
Hey baby, would you like me to be your Secretary of the Interior…?
I wish to colonize your heart my dear.
Good afternoon sir is that an telescope in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
You know…there’s a reason they say I started the Era of Good Feelings…
My heart burns like a witch for you.
Damn, girl, you’re hotter than Chicago in 1871.
I’m like the Vietnam War – way longer than you thought I’d be.
Unlike the stock market, I never crash at my peak.
Are you from Medieval Times?, cause you Sir Gagsalot
I wouldn’t need the Emancipation Proclamation if i were your slave baby!
Want to reenact the Battle of the Bulge?
Is your name Maya, cause I’d like to sacrifice you to the gods.
Did you have anything to do with The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
No one can debunk the fact that you are the center of my universe…
You wanna play Pearl Harbor? It’s a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Hi, I’m babe Lincoln, and I’m about to give you the Gettysburg undress.
If I could change the alphabet, I would put ‘V’ and ‘I’ together.
My love for you is as contagious as the Black Plague.
Want to play War of 1812? I’ll light your White House on fire…
It is safe to say that you are Lee Harvey Oswald? Since you blow my mind off.
Are you a tower? Cos Eiffel for you.
Don’t worry dear, my missile is never in crisis.
You remind me of the guillotine, i always lose my head around you dear.
If you were a president, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.
“The Great Pyramid, the Sahara, the Nile, me…get the picture?”
Baby you turn my bronze into iron!
My dear…Your beauty could launch a thousand ships.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Want to play War of 1812? I’ll light your White House on fire…
I’d go to the moon and back for you baby!
You remind me of Russia in 1917, I’m starting to feel a huge uprising in my lower clA$$.
Did you invent the airplane?, cause you seem Wright to me.
Are you a historical landmark? Because Eiffel for you.
I have the perfect dressing for you if you let me toss your salad.
Hey baby, care to allow me an expedition to prove that you aren’t flat?
Let’s role play..I’ll be Osama you be the cave..now let me hide in you.
“You must be the eighth wonder of the world!”
Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?
I’m no James Monroe, yet I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore….my face should be among them.
Wow, how astonishing! You must be the eighth wonder of the world!
Are you an early hominid? Because I’ve got a H0m0 Erectus right now.
Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?
“Your palace looks like it could use a sturdy column.”
Let me know if you need any help getting out of that corset.
Babe… your love is like a dictatorship…it has absolute power over my heart!
Madam, it is imperative that you recognize my natural right to pursue your happiness.
I have S#x like I fight a war; I got no exit strategies.
I’ll be your Secretary of the Interior…
I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
My love for you is as contagious as the Black Plague. #DontAvoidIt
You’re the Gran Colombia of my heart.
I want to colonize your heart.
Yea, I’ll try to purchase your love like Jefferson purchased Louisiana.
Like Martin Luther, I’m gonna post 95 reasons that will make you reconsider me.
Pope Urban II sent me on a crusade to conquer your heart.
Hammurabi might have issued the first code of law in 1750BCE, but I just issued you my first code of love.
Be my Beatrice and but let’s not keep this love Dante-style – unrequited.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable.
Like Mao Zedong, I will walk 500 hundred miles for you.
Like World War I, this will be the love to end all loves.
Like the French at the Bastille, I’d storm the gates for you.
I’d cirC^mnavigate the globe for you girl, but I wouldn’t die part-way through Magellan-style.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Like the people to their ruler, let’s sign a social contract.
Like the economic policies of Jean Baptiste-Colbert, I’ll alway’s be true to you and never go astray or trade with another.
It’s not a heliocentric universe anymore, babe, everything revolves around you.
I think therefore I am in love with you.
Ours is the Leviathan of love – all powerful.
Let’s take up a Tennis Court Oath to keep meeting until we have a doC^ment to prove our love.
Our love isn’t a jealous love – I won’t go all Napoleon and blockade you from your friends.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Our love is like Cinco de Mayo, misunderstood by most. #ItsNotMexicanIndependenceDay!
Our love and the ineffective rule of the Romanov’s will change the world.
Hey girl, that iron curtain won’t keep us apart.
Like the USSR in 1991, I’m falling for you girl.
Whatdya’ say we have a fireside chat?
Dr. Jonas Salk couldn’t create a vaccine to stop my love for you.
Like the guillotine, you make me lose my mind.
Like the German currency post- World War I, you make my heart inflate.
Like the traditional ethnic groups of Africa, my love knows no (European-made) bounds
Let’s turn up the heat on the Cold War.
The Great Depression is anytime when you’re not around.
I’ll be the pyramid and you be the archeologist who discovers my secrets.
Just call me Hernán Cortés because I’ll be the conquistador of your heart.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
I’ll be your Dark Horse Candidate, James K. Polk-style!
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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