Best Halo Pick Up Lines,Jokes and Puns!

Best Halo Pick Up Lines,Jokes and Puns! 1

“Hey baby, take off your overshield so I can duel-wield your Halos!”
“Hi babe, wanna see my Fist of Rukt? It manipulates gravity, if you know what I mean. ;)”
Don’t ask if I need a magnum whilst pointing at your crotch.
May I suggest that you upgrade to at least a ClA$$-Twelve hunk? Your current model only scans as a ClA$$-Two, which is ill-suited for a relationship.
“Hey, are you lonely? Cause I want to be your Cortana”.
No, it’s not a shotgun, I’m just happy to see you.
Hey baby, you must be an A.I. cuz beauty like yours has to be artificial.
That one is so good i reckon it would work.
You wanna ride on my ‘hog?
Are you impressed with how I handle my sniper? You should see what I can do with the weapon I pack under my armor.
I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well?
I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.
Do you need a Magnum because I’ve got one right here for you. In my pants.
Are we playing A$$ault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb.
When I came near you, the announcer said “unfreakinbelievable”… I would have to agree.
What do you say I take my flag to your base and score?
I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode.
(eyeing the breast plate) I am a master dual wielder. Mind if I give those a go?
I was following the indicator of where to score and it brought me to you.
I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?
wanna help me fire off some blanks!
my energy sword helped me fire your ring
lets plat ctf and il beat you with my flag
il be the base u be the bomb and you blow me………up
I’ll be the King of your Hill.Let’s play Grifball, I’ll hammer you all night long.I think we should go play SWAT, coz you’ll be down in one shot!
you make me like mud……dirty!
I wanna stick my spike grenade in you!
God damn baby everytime I’m near you with the shotgun, you get sprayed!
hey baby are you recon armor, coz I want you BAD!
Get in the hog! I’ll pay ya.
Did you shoot me in the head with a sniper rifle, coz baby….you just blew my mind!
Hey sweetie, want to experience ‘The Great Journey”?
You can hold my sword…
You just detonated the bomb to my heart.
“You must be a Plasma Grenade, because your stuck on my mind!”
“If I was MasterChief, I would show you more then just my face!”
“Wake me when you want me”
“You must be Armor Lock… cause your making me hard!”
Why would they say bat?”I’ve got the bat,”-That makes no sense.
Whoa – when eh – *tugs collar* – when did it get so hot in here?
So then they made a mistake with the subS#xles? Cuz it sounds like bat, not mA$$…
Girl, you’re like my pistol kills… perfect
Are you the H2 BR? ‘Cause you’ve got magnetism!
If I was a plasma grenade, I’d get stuck to you.
The Ground isn’t the only thing I’ll be Pounding tonight 😉
I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off
Do you need a Magnum because I’ve got one right here for you. In my pants.
As soon as I came near you, the announcer said “unfreakinbelievable”
Are we playing A$$ault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb.
You are impressed with how I handle my sniper? You should see what I can do with the weapon I pack under my armor.
I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode.
*eyeing the breast plate* I am a master dual wielder. Mind if I give those a go?
I was following the indicator of where to score and it brought me to you.
FORGET THAT! PLAYING DOCTOR IS FOR KIDS! LET’S PLAY GYNECOLOGIST.
(LOOK DOWN AT YOUR CROTCH) IT’S NOT JUST GOING TO SUCK ITSELF.
ARE YOU IMPRESSED WITH HOW I HANDLE MY SNIPER? YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT I CAN DO WITH THE WEAPON I PACK UNDER MY ARMOR.
COME ON, LET’S DO IT HIPPOGRIFF STYLE!
DO YOU NEED A MAGNUM BECAUSE I’VE GOT ONE RIGHT HERE FOR YOU. IN MY PANTS.
EXCUSE ME, I THINK YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN YOUR EYE. OH WAIT, IT’S JUST A SPARKLE.
GOT TWO NIPPLES FOR A DIME?
I LIKE YOUR HAIR, YOUR EYES, YOUR SMILE… I LIKE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY… ESPECIALLY MINE!
I THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH MY AUTO-AIM. I CAN’T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOU.
I USUALLY PRESS “X” TO PICK UP WEAPONS. DOES THAT WORK FOR PICKING YOU UP AS WELL?
I WAS FOLLOWING THE INDICATOR OF WHERE TO SCORE AND IT BROUGHT ME TO YOU.
THAT DRESS LOOKS GREAT ON YOU…AS A MATTER OF FACT, SO WOULD I.
THAT SHIRT’S VERY BECOMING ON YOU. IF I WERE ON YOU, I’D BE COMING TOO.
WHAT DO YOU SAY I TAKE MY FLAG TO YOUR BASE AND SCORE?
WHEN I CAME NEAR YOU, THE ANNOUNCER SAID “UNFREAKINBELIEVABLE”… I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE.
YOU CAN PUT A TROJAN ON MY HARD DRIVE ANYTIME.
YOU WANNA RIDE ON MY ‘HOG?