[TOP 50] Halloween Pick Up Lines That To Scare Her Off!
by Annie Rosy
Don’t wear a costume. When somebody asks what you’re supposed to be say, “Cute.”
Why don’t we go somewhere where you can stick a candle in my jack-o-lantern?
What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it’s an “in” look.
Please, Lady, come home with me. You never know what I’ll turn into, at midnight!
Pardon me. I hate to interrupt, but you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back? It’s the only one I’ve got, to fall in love with you at first sight.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
You look so boo-tilicious!
There’s no trick in these pants.
Your treat or mine?
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead.
Hey, Baby, did you know they call me “PumpkinHead”?
Hey, Are you made of candy? (Why?) because you look sooo sweet!
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do with you in them!
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Your such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Like to play with my Halloween candy bag!
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
I heard there is a vampire on the loose you better stay with me tonight.
Gees, What cute kids. Would you like to go back to my place and practice.
Don’t spook away any people with the same old tricks this Halloween. Grab a Halloween pick up line and turn your night into a treat.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
The skeleton over there didn’t have the guts to get your number for me, so here I am.
That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
You must love Halloween! You don’t need to change to dress up as an angel.
(Skeleton costume): Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
(Banana costume): Am I ap-peeling to you?
(Prisoner costume): At this point, I’ll take anything.
(Greek costume): Wanna see my Trojan Horse?
(Angel costume): Hello, I am the answer to you’re prayers.
(Ghost costume): Want to be part of my costume? I’ll let you under my sheets.
(UPS Guy costume): Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?
(Policeman costume): Good thing I’m here, it has to be illegal to look that good.
(Pirate costume): That is quite a b00ty you’ve got there.
(Pirate costume): Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure
(Devil costume): Let’s head back to your place, since I’m going there anyway.
(Vampire costume): If you play your cards right, you might be the one who sucks tonight.
(Werewolf costume): What up, would it offend you if I humped your leg?
(Hobo costume): Hey there, ever done it in a cardboard box?
(Zombie costume): Hey there, have heard that rigor mortisis the new Viagra?
(Frankenstein costume): (Pulls out a bolt) Trade you a bolt for a good screw?
(Witch costume): I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
(Zombie costume): Oh my, you look dead, S#xy.
(Hotdog costume): That’s a nice set of buns you got there, mind if I stick my foot-long there?
(Black Cat costume): That’s a nice pu$$y; the costume is pretty good too.
(Nurse costume): Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down.
(Halloween mask): That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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