[Top 50] Haiku Pick Up Lines Guarantee To Impress!
by Annie Rosy
Was your Dad a thief? Socioeconomic obstacles are tough.
I like your curves. Take wide right turns? Your silhouette belongs on mud flaps.
Nice cosplay, Princess, but you’re looking for love in Alderaan places.
If we gardened, girl, I’d plant my tulips and your tulips together.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boy- friend Material.
Do you clean your pants with Windex? That’s a bizarre OCD habit.
Hey, Girl. Let’s go out. I won’t call. The NSA will pA$$ this along.
[Top 50] Haiku Pick Up Lines Guarantee To Impress!
Feeling bad? West Nile? Girl, seems like you came down with the Best Smile Virus.
Were you in Girl Scouts? You tie my heart in knots.? I tagalong, half-hitched.
My chances with you, infinitesimally smaller than your heels.
I wanna lick, lick, lick, lick you from your head to your toes. (Metaphor.)
Let’s go Eighties Mall Style—your hand, my back pocket. And mine? Vice versa.
“There was an error processing your request?” Who are you, Tumblr?
Your eyes, they sparkle. Our chemistry like bombs. The fallout…fireworks.
My Resolution? You and me don’t leave ‘til we exchange some kisses.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot? In the morning? Post-breakfast? New year…
This place is full of pseudointellectuals. Let’s go tip some cows.
Ouch! Your feet must be tired. Because your heels are ridiculous stilts.
Here’s your present. It’s a Rick In A Box. “Never gonna give you up…”
I take your picture? I need to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… your discarded clothes.
You’re a clA$$y girl; I’d like to stuff your stockings full of dollar bills.
Tickets to the gun show? I’ll sell you a seat, but you’ll just need the edge.
You must be tired… because parking is mad hard in this neighborhood.
Opportunity! Want to make millions? Millions of babies?
Hej! We could plan some beautiful Ikea rooms together. Hex wrench?
No, I don’t have a Tumblr blog of men’s outfits. I’m a normal boy.
Your Farmer’s Tan, the stuff of lakeside dreams. I vote you Marina Queen.
Stand by, future mile high lady. How ‘bout we lay over at my place?
Was your father a baker? I’m just curious about your family.
I thought all the good domain names were taken, but you’re thebomb.com
You really can’t stay? But baby it’s cold outside. Human Blanket Time.
I know that milk does a body good, but damn girl… how much did you drink?
You be the tree, and I’ll wrap around you, like a burly koala.
I want your digits. Don’t worry—I can’t call you. I have an iPhone.
Bend with your knees, not with your back. Don’t hurt yourself picking up my jaw.
Your buns, my grill, we’ll make a patriotic meal. Please pA$$ the relish.
My fellow Whole Foods connoisseur, how your lack of hairy legs intrigues.
Your eyes are ocean blue, maritime maelstrom. I’m lost at sea, buoyant.
I would convert to Pentecostal just so I could lay hands on you.
Bread, milk, apples, cheese, sugar, please, I wanna bag you like groceries.
I’m lovesick, baby. Your kiss is my cure. Don’t be so anti-body.
If we were breakfast… You—gravy. And me? Flakey biscuits, sopping you.
The curve of your spine, like a well-read library book that I check out.
Girl, if I was a lumberjack, that would make you a lumberjack’s wife.
You seem so sturdy; your frame, fit to bear children and work my farmlands.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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