Best Ghetto Pick Up Lines – To Date A Girl From The Hood
by Annie Rosy
“You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well I don’t even own a car”
“Hey excuse me…I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off…ID LOVE to put another one in u”
“Honey just by seeing you from behind I know you’re a well-rounded person”
“Ok, I’m here. What are your other two wishes?”
“I have good credit”
Hey, are your parents beavers, cuz DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
“Girl you be the 6, I’ll be the 9, that’s only time you’ll be less than a dime.”
Best Ghetto Pick Up Lines – To Date A Girl From The Hood
yo gurl, I heard your good at math… Cause your legs are always divided.
It’s not your beauty, it’s about dat b00ty!
“I’m digging u like a shovel ma!”
Are you from the ghetto cause I’m about to ghetto hold of that A$$
Watch your step gurl….don’t want you to fall in love with someone else.
Hey do you have an inhaler? Cause you got that A$$ ma!
“The club ends at 2, I gotta go to work at 8 lets go back to your place so you can get that pu$$y ate”
“Aye girl let me put my direct in yo deposit!”
Hey boo, I’d like to be a part of your next abortion.
I’m not Charmin, but I’d be all up in that b00ty….
Do you like to draw? (yeah why?) Cuz I put the D in Raw
Shaped like a coke bottle and the face of a model.
“Just get in tha car, B!t¢h… im famous”
“A genie’ll come out ov my peπ!s … For real tho but only if u rub it hard enuff”
“You a good girl, u jus need a thug in ya life to treat u rite!”
“Hey B!t¢h u want dis D!¢K?”
“The only nigguh flya than you .. is yo reflection”
“Come in the house and take off ur coat, open ur mouth and let me coat the back of that throat!”
“You know I live a Magnum Lifestyle”
Hey good lookin whatcha got cookin’? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your v@g!n@.
“Was your Dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.”
Why pay $5 when you can’t get this footling for free
“I’m Lil Wayne B!t¢h”
Girl, yuh look like a bottle a maple syrup….THICK.
Hey babe, do you know how to drive? cause I would love to ride
“I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack.”
“Dont worry bout me baby im gettin sum measurements im bout to lay some pipe”
“Yous a cutie, let me eatcha b00ty”
“Hi, i’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.”
“Hey beautiful.. let me scan ur barcode “smile and show dimple”
“Is this ur real hair cause i saw it on a mannequin in the hairstore but it was real expensive!!!…so can i have ur number?”
“I claim you in the name of JESUS!”
“I’m lookin’ for a girl like my mother. She knew her place. But in a good way.”
Girl you thicker than a five dolla snicker.
I my not know how to ride a bike, but I know how to ride yo B!t¢h cuz i do it all night.
“Theres somethin wrong wit yur phone… my numbers not in it”
“I Like My Girls Like My Koolaid “Sweet And Go Down Easy..”
“Hey girl you got a father? ….Want a daddy?”
B!t¢h you aint even fat. Yo one fine looking cracka.
Hey baby, I’d love to f**k the $h!t out of your fake weave
Do you like Pizza, cuz I want a pizza dat A$$
“Ey girl,(Yeh?) Your va.ga,ga must have dragon syndrome I think I need to slay it.”
That A$$ so fat, you could pull a brothas eyes out with the gravity?
“If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?”
“I dont care that u used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat!”
“Hey girl u lookin like a tall glA$$ of water and im tellin ya im thirsty”
“If what matters is on the inside… Howsabout I get on the inside?”
Hey Shawty, do I stand a chance with you or shall I just move on to your fat friend?
“If you were a car, I’d wax and ride you all over town”
Baby I can float your boat, now why don’t you come over here and let me stick my D!¢K down your throat
“Who yo hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work”
“You hungry? Ha I am..bust that p*ssy open for me”
“AYE baby..is that my name tattooed on your back”
“AYE girl lemme beat it like some cake mix”
“Lemme borrow that number girl”
“I got some suga for ya”
“If fine was a felony you’d be on death row.”
“Baby you thicker than a novel, and I wanna read all yo pages”
Aww, girl, I’m gonna have to put you on my “To Do” List!
Damn u got a big A S S !!
Girl you look so good, i wish i could plant a whole field of yall!
“Your so hot you must’ve started all of globle warming”
“Plump Butts Matter”
“Is there a fire in here or are we just standing too close”
Girl you’re sweet as candy, can I taste u “Now And Later”
“So what directory should I look for your heart’s number?”
“Are u in my clA$$? Because I really need help studying that anatomy”
“Don’t worry I’ll look better after a few drinks”
“If I was in your 1st grade clA$$ I would have played bouse with you”
I heard you got a boyfriend,
but girl don’t try & pretend,
like you don’t want this D!¢K all the way in.
Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat A$$ is callin’ me!
Yo father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!
Hey do you have an inhaler? Cuz you got A$$ ma!
If fine was a felony you’d be on death row!
Aye girl lemme beat it like some cake mix!
Do you like Pizza? Cuz I want a pizza dat A$$!
Baby, you thicker than the bible… and I wanna read all yo pages!
Damn girl, I’m gonna have to put you on my “To Do” List!
Damn, if being S#xy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw!
Girl, ya look like a bottle of maple syrup… THICK!
Don’t worry about me baby… I’m just gettin’ some measurements, cuz I’m about to lay some pipe!
Hey girl you got a father? Want a daddy?
Are your parents beavers? Cuz DAMMMMMMMM!
Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Cuz I’ve got an opening on Boner Street!
Hey girl you lookin’ like a tall glA$$ of water and I’m tellin ya I’m thirsty!
If what matters is on the inside… How do I get on the inside?
Lemme borrow that number girl.
Honey just by seeing you from behind, I know you’re a well-rounded person!
There’s somethin wrong wit your phone… my numbers not in it!
Who’s ya hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work!
Hey girl, I know you’re pregnant but when you drop that one off, I’d LOVE to put another one in you!
I’m digging you like a shovel ma!
Girl you be the 6, I’ll be the 9, that’s only time you’ll be less than a dime.
Are you from the ghetto? Because I’m about to ghetto hold of that A$$.
AYE baby is that my name tattooed on your back
AYE girl lemme beat it like some cake mix
AYE girl lemme me put my direct in yo deposit!
Baby you thicker than a novel, and I wanna read all yo pages
Come in the house and take off your coat, open your mouth and let me coat the back of that throat!
Damn you got a big A S S !!
Damn, if being S#xy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Do you have baby momma/daddy syndrome? Because I can be the daddy/momma of your kids.
Do you like Pizza? because I want a pizza dat A$$
Do you like to draw? (yeah why?) Because I put the D in Raw
Don’t worry I’ll look better after a few drinks
Dont worry about me baby. I’m gettin sum measurements. I’m about to lay some pipe
Girl you be the 6, I’ll be the 9, that’s only time you’ll be less than a dime.
Girl you look so good, I wish I could plant a whole field of yall!
Girl you’re sweet as candy, can I taste you “Now And Later”?
Go out with me and I will pimp up your ride with some bling rims.
Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Because I’ve got an opening on “Boner Street.”
Hey baby, do you know how to drive? Because I would love to ride
Hey Boo, I’d be your Ryde or Die chick in a heart beat.
Hey do you have an inhaler? Because you got that A$$ ma!
Hey excuse me…I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off…ID LOVE to put another one in you
Hey girl you got a father? Want a daddy?
Hey girl you lookin like a tall glA$$ of water and I’m tellin ya I’m thirsty
Hi, i’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.
Honey just by seeing you from behind I know you’re a well-rounded person
I can do you before one can finish a Malt Liquor.
I claim you in the name of JESUS!
I dont care that you yoused to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat!
I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack.
I got some suga for ya
I have good credit
I love you more than the bug infestation in the low income housing project.
I’m digging you like a shovel ma!
I’m Lil Wayne B!t¢h
I’m lookin’ for a girl like my mother. She knew her place. But in a good way.
I’m not Charmin, but I’d be all youp in that b00ty….
If fine was a felony you’d be on death row.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
If I was in your 1st grade clA$$ I would have played house with you
If what matters is on the inside… How about I get on the inside?
If you were a car, I’d wax and ride you all over town
Is there a fire in here or are we just standing too close
Is this your real hair? Because I saw it on a mannequin in the hairstore but it was real expensive!!!…so can I have your number?
Is your dad a drug dealer? Because you sure are dope!
Is your dad a thief? Because he stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.
Is your heart available for layaway?
Just get in tha car, B!t¢h… I’m famous
Lemme borrow that number girl
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.
Ok, I’m here. What are your other two wishes?
So what directory should I look for your heart’s number?
That A$$ so fat, you could pull a brothas eyes out with the gravity?
That weave is out of this world.
The club ends at 2, I gotta go to work at 8 lets go back to your place so you can get that pu$$y ate
The only nigguh flya than you .. is yo reflection
Theres somethin wrong wit yur phone… my numbers not in it
Wanna play house? You can be the screen door, and I’ll slam you all night.
Want to come over for some Malt Liquor and Kool-Aid?
Was your Dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.
Watch your step girl….don’t want you to fall in love with someone else.
Who yo hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work
Yo girl, I heard your good at math… Because your legs are always divided.
You a good girl, you jus need a thug in ya life to treat you rite!
You are as beautiful as your mugshot photo.
You hungry? Ha I am..bust that p*ssy open for me
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make youp for certain shortages? Well I don’t even own a car
You know I live a Magnum Lifestyle
You know, you’ve got the prettiest teeth I’ve ever dreamed of coming across.
You look S#xy in that a ripper slipper.
You look so exotic, you must be part Cherokee.
Your dad must have been a heat radiator, because you’ve melted my icy heart.
Your dad must have been a mechanic, because you’ve got a nicely tuned body.
Your so hot you must’ve started all of global warming.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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