Are you as easy to pick up as your counterfeit purse?
Are you on FBI’s most wanted? Because you’re at the top of my list.
Are you the mafia? Because I don’t think the boss gave you permission to torture me with those good looks.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been following me all day.
Are you’re free this Friday? Would you like to have dinner or do I have to murder your cat?
Aww, girl, I’m gonna have to put you on my “To Do” List!
AYE baby is that my name tattooed on your back
Best Gangster Mafia Pick Up Lines
Baby you are so fine, I want to kipnap and smuggle you to my private villa.
Be my Valentine… and we can do it execution-style.
Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glA$$. So please be mine, Valentine, or I’ll have to whack your A$$.
Could you help me find my crowbar?
Damn, girl. Is your A$$ the internet? Because ima monitor that all DAY.
Damn, if being S#xy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Girl, I can’t wait to extort you.
Girl, you must have been money laundrying, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.
Girl, you owe me a drink because when I saw you I dropped mine.
Here’s a burner phone with my number in it. Call me sometime.
Hey baby, are you a 1928 Cadillac Town Sedan? Because I would love to ride you like a mafia.
Hey baby, I know what you did last summer
Hey baby, I’d do anything to get with you… like stealing your husband’s idenS#xy.
Hey ma, lookin fly
Hope da chocolates is good, but y’know, dis ain’t really what a guy’s heart looks like.
How you gonna act like we don’t be making love? You know we be tearing it up, breaking stuff, that ghetto love.
I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack.
I investigated you last night. You turned up S#xy.
I might be a fa-ba, but being rich is cosa nostra.
I must complete the mission, but first, S#x.
I noticed that you are gangster. I’m pretty gangster myself.
I will be watching you.
I will make you an offer you can’t refuse
I’m a babbo in love with you.
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I’m digging you like a shovel ma!
I’m here to fulfill your fondest wishes. Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.
I’m like a Calico 9mm rifles. I can go on and on and on.
I’ve got a tap on you, now I just need that A$$
I’ve waited so long for you to be mine! Now that Sinatra’s dead, be *my* Valentine.
If being S#xy was a crime, you would be on FBI’s most wanted list.
If fine was a felony you’d be on death row.
If what matters is on the inside… How about I get on the inside?
If you were a car, I’d wax and ride you all over town
Is that a revolver in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Is your dad a drug dealer? Because you sure are dope!
Is your dad a thief? Because he stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.
It’s not personal, it’s just business.
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.
Lie down with me – It’s my final offa, Or you’ll be lyingwit’ Jimmy Hoffa.
Lust is fleeting, True love lingers. Be mine always, And you’ll keep your fingers.
My love for you is more than family.
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are nowin wet cement.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to tattoo your name on my arm.
Sup girl, need a ride?
The boss is trying to steal my peπ!s… I need to find a place to hide it.
The day we met, my little pet, I knew with just one look that you’d bear a son, and now that’s done, so shut your mouth and cook!
The mob wants to steal my peπ!s. Can I hide it inside you?
They say make a song about cars & drugs but even gangsta mawfcka’s fall in love.
This guy Mando. He is a good man.
Valentine, Dear, lend me a hand, So I won’t be a self-made man.
Violets are blue, roses are red. I blew up your car, so why ain’t you dead?
Waddup, c’mon over hea and ride with me 920 style baby…
Watch your step girl….don’t want you to fall in love with someone else.
We had you at hello.
Well, I’m afraid you’ve caught me with more than my hands up
What can I do to earn your love? A friend of mine can vouch for me.
What up? You looking like a Yangster… ya dig in me.
Whatever I am…Whatever is left of me, I’m yours.
When a goon makes you die, because you told him goodbye, that’s amore!
Will you married me and be part of the family? It will be a pity to see you on the next contract.
Yo Hoees..what’s yallz bitachess names?
You a good girl, you jus need a thug in ya life to treat you rite!
You are as beautiful as your mugshot photo.
You can be my Capo di tutti capi (Boss of bosses) anytime.
You look alot like my next comare!
You must be the , because I want to violate you.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
You tell Tony. He is a dead man.
Your parents must have been organized crime, but I’ve already cracked you.
Youse da greatest.Youse da best. But you’re untouchable, like Elliot Ness.
Wanna have S#x? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Let me tie your shoes, because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
I don’t know the name of your first, but I’m gonna be your last.
S#x is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his location in a woman’s destination, did you understand the explanation or would you like a demonstration?
Letters starts with ABC, numbers starts with 123, music starts with DO-RE-MI, love stars with YOU and ME!!
Were your parents thieves? Because they stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
I can drive you crazy without a drivers license!
If you want me to fall for you, you have to give me something worth tripping over.
Hey baby, feel my sweater. You feel that? That’s boyfriend material.
Someone has stolen my heart and you are the highest on my list of suspects
I could take the time to compliment your beauty and physical features but I want to get to know your heart and soul.
I’m sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet I’m right here
I’m not flirt, all I’m doing is pointing out your beautiful features.
I want to stare into your eyes and never look away; I want you to hold me in your arms and tell me it’s okay; I want to kiss
Girl we grown and he ain’t gon treat you right, then I ain’t gon treat you wrong.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
You must be in a wrong place…the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
Are you a magnet cuz I’m attracted to you.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?
Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
