I’m down here.
My treehouse or yours?
People tell me I look like Cupid.
I hear we’re both into dwarves.
We don’t see many happenin’ ladies north of the Arctic Circle.
Do you prefer it with the Light of Earendil on, or off?
Why, yes, I AM George Stephanopoulos.
Top 50 Elvish, Elf Pick Up Lines
That’s quite a set of ornaments you’ve got there.
You, me, Santa, and the Mrs. whaddya say?
Santa’s busy… You can sit on my lap!
Dobby will always protect you from STI’s.
Mistress provides Dobby with clothes? Naughty.
I’ve mastered the Elvish Tongue… Want a demonstration?
I’m an excellent shot. I *always* hit what I aim for.
I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi
Your eyes are as green as the moss that grows on rotting trees.
Just because a guy wears tights and pointy slippers doesn’t mean He’s gay.
Do you have Elf in you? Would you like to?
My candy canes are ribbed for your pleasure.
Tiny hands give better backrubs.
I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.
Turst me; I’m a good stocking stuffer.
I used to be a lawn ornament for Brad Pitt.
I have certain needs that can’t be satisfied by working on toys.
Girl, you just gave me Mirkwood.
Is that Lembas bread or are you just happy to see me?
Banging Banging’s my favorite
I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
I’m a magical being. Take off your bra.
Hey babe, I’m free on Christmas Eve.
Just because I’ve got bells on my shoes, doesn’t mean I’m a sissy.
2500 years is not *that* much of an age difference!
I’m a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra disappear?
If you’re lucky, I’ll put you on the naughty list.I can get you off the naughty list.
Is it chilly in here? ‘Cuz you give me snow flurries!
There’s a reason why they stopped calling us The Little People.
Nice tunic! It would look great on the floor by my bed.
I taught Santa everything he knows.
Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful knees?
I think I just got struck by Cupid’s antler… And yes, I mean antler.
I can eat my weight in c0©ktail wieners
Nice view from down here!
I may be claymation, but I’m stiff where it counts.
There’re plenty more arrows where that came from.
You’d look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.
You know what they say about guys with big ears.
Not everything about me is tiny!
Yeah it’s pointy too.
You’re so sweet I’d put you on my spaghetti.
Baby, I’d be a cotton-headed ninny muggins to let you go.
I was once a lawn ornament for ‘NSync. Want to meet them?
You bring out the Yeti in me!
No, no. I don’t bake cookies. You’re thinking of those dorks over at Keebler.
I invented the Naughty List…
Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
I don’t wiggle my ears for just anyone, you know.
Let’s go back to my swet pad. I’ve got a waterbed. Wink.
There’s no height limit on love!
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to 0rg@sm loud for all to hear.
I’m not Elmo, but don’t stop tickling.
My nose may be cold, but my heart is warm.
Hey baby, wanna find out why my friends call me tripod?
Just because I’ve got bells on my shoes doesn’t mean I’m a sissy
I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi
I can get you off the naughty list
I have certain needs that can’t be satisfied by working on toys
I’m a magical being. Take off your bra.
No, no. I don’t bake cookies. You’re thinking of those dorks over at Keebler
I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man
You’d look great in a Raggedy Ann wig
I can eat my weight in c0©ktail wieners
Just because I’ve got bells on my shoes doesn’t mean I’m a sissy
I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi
I can get you off the naughty list
I’m a magical being. Take off your bra.
I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man
You’d look great in a Raggedy Ann wig
I can eat my weight in c0©ktail wieners
