What’s grey but turns red?An embarrA$$ed elephant!
When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?When it’s a baby elephant!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow? Peanut butter.
I suppose when you’ve seen one lion catch an elephant, you’ve seen a maul.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?Because they couldn’t hold their trunks up!
What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?Annette!
What animals were last to leave the ark?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!
What do elephants sing at christmas?Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants… Who do elephants get their christmas presents from?Elephanta Claus!
What is an elephants favorite film?Elephantasia What do elephants say as a compliment?You look elephantastic!
Why did the elphant cross the road?because the chicken wanted a day off.
What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?An elephant with spare parts!
What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?Lost!
Why did the elephants start a stampede?Because the wanted to be herd.
What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it’s sweater?Warren!
What is an elephants favorite sport?Squash.
What is an elephant that flies?A propellaphant.
What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?Anything you want as he can’t hear you!
Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant?”Pupil:”You don’t have to find them, they’re too big to lose!”
What do you call an elephant that flies?A jumbo jet!
Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?Because their trunks kept on falling down.
Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!
What do you call a pA$$enger plane shaped like an elephant?A dumbo jet.
Where does an elephant pack his luggage?In his trunk!
Whats the difference between your mom and an African Elephant?Ten pounds.
Who lost a herd of elephants?Big bo peep!
Why do the elephants have short tails?Because they can’t remember long stories!
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?To hide in cherry trees.Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? (they say no)Works, doesn’t it?
Why did the elephant leave the circus?He was tired of working for peanuts.
What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?Russell!
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?Stuck!
How do you stop an elephant from charging?Take away his credit card!
Teacher: “Name six wild animals”Pupil:”Four elephants and two lions!”
What can an elephant make that no other animal can make?A baby elephant.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?Swimming Trunks
An elephant flew past at 200 miles per hour. It was a Nelliecopter
How are elephants and computers similar?They both have big memories.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?Time to get a new bed!
What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?Its shadow!
What do you do with old cannon balls?Give them to elephants to use as marbles!
What do you call someone with an elephant on their head?Squashed!
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?When your nose touches the ceiling!
What’s grey, beautiful and wears glA$$ slippers?Cinderelephant!
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?Mashed potatoes!
What do you get when you cross a Elephant with a garden?Squash!
What do elephants and trees have in common?They both have big trunks!
What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?This is the end of me!
What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?Elephino. (HEll if I know)
If uncle jack helped you off an elephant would you help uncle jack off an elephant
What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!
Why did the elephant go in the mens restroom?To get some nuts
What do you call a elephant that never washes?A smellyphant!
What do you call the rabbit up the elephant’s sweater?Terrified!