Best Easter Bunny Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

Ever done it on a pile of artificial grA$$?
You look cold. Want to use me as a fur jacket?
I’m in the mood to multiply, baby!
Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
My foot isn’t the only part of me that’s lucky.
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m Easter Bunny!
Best Easter Bunny Pick Up Lines
Best Easter Bunny Pick Up Lines
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
There is a good reason why there are so many rabbits, baby!
I came here looking for a little tail.
My ears are not the only things that are long!
I’ll show you where Easter eggs come from — you may be surprised!
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is really kickin’.
My love for you is like hot chocolate, I just can’t hold on to it.
Nice to meet you, I’m Bunny. Easter Bunny and you are…gorgeous!
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
Stop hopping from one hot chick to the next this Easter with these eggcellent Easter bunny pick up lines.
I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m The Easter Bunny!
Since I’m all about chocolate, how ’bout a little sugar?
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
There’s an Easter parade in my pants … wanna go?
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
Ouch! My two big teeth hurt! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
What do potatoes and I have in common? We both have eyes for you and we both want to hit the sack!
Even the Chocolate factory doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out over business.
My new nick name is “snowflake”, because I’ve fallen for you.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs , aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
Let me hide my Easter eggs in you!
Inheriting eighty million chocolate eggs doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Hi, I’m the Easter Bunny and I don’t care if you are naughty or nice!
Can I buy you a Easter Egg or do you just want the money?

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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