Best EarthDay-Planet-Environment Related Pick Up Lines
by Annie Rosy
Want to go back to my place for some geospatial An@!ysis?
What is your energy-to-mA$$ ratio?
Do you think we can we get to absolute zero together?
I wish I were one of your Northern Lights.
I love getting dirty, and you seem to have a lot of it.
You’re so S#xy you make me want to flower.
Do you believe in the big bang theory?
Want to play chemical make up with my periodic table of elements?
I want to swim deeply in all five of your oceans.
Did you say spelunking?
You throw my center of gravity off.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me away from you.
Is there a magnetic field between us or am I just attracted to you?
I’ve never seen a better looking isthmus.
How many dormant volcanoes do you have? Because I bet I could activate all of them.
Will you teach me about plate tectonics?
You are hot to the core aren’t you?!
I love the way you whip through my hair, I wish it was with hurricane force.
I’d love to explore your longitudes and laS#xudes.
Care to show me your ozone layer?
I want to climb your trees and swing.
I can’t stop thinking about what is under your topsoil.
Why don’t we peel back your mantle a bit and have a peek.
Meet me inside Davy Jones’ Locker, I’ll be Neptune, you be my staff.
Can I be your axis for the night?
I love your soft edges.
You’re making me as hot as molten magma.
I can’t resist your gravitational pull.
Show me your dunes.
How deep are your oceans?
Is that the summit of Mt. Everest or are you just happy to see me?
I can see us in orbit together.
In this entire universe, all I want is you.
What’s your favorite kind of cloud? Mine are C^mulus.
I love stratified layers.
My favorite geological features are created under pressure.
Should we take this conversation above sea level?
Please don’t tell me that’s an impermeable rock.
Venus aint got nothing on you.
You’re millions of years old – I bet you’re experienced.
I bet you know a thing or two about bedrock.
Let’s follow this current wherever it might lead us.
I’d make your icebergs melt.
My middle name could be Magellan, because I love exploring your continents.
I don’t care what Copernicus says, you’re the only planet to me.
Your sunsets are amazing.
I would love to experience tectonic subduction with you.
I’m an environmentalist, because I wouldn’t want you any hotter than you already are.
I want to fly in your friendly skies.
I’d never mow your grA$$ with a gas mower.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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