Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime girl?
I have a fetish for feet darling; can I lick your toes? Please?!
If you were a car door darling, I would slam you all night!
May I have a piece of your toenail clippings to tape to my eyeglA$$ lens baby?
I put the STD in STUD girl, all I need is U…
Do you believe in helping the homeless girl? Take me home with you.
I’d like to name a multiple 0rg@sm after you darling.
I want to put your Q-tips up my nose and go to sleep baby.
Quick, tell me everything you know about black market organ donation sweetheart.
You are like an angel that died and then was reborn as a woman sweetheart. I know because you still smell like dead angel.
Maybe you’ll love me back, in heaven baby.
I want to live in a nest of your hair sweetheart.
I invented an emotion to describe our relationship, it’s called loveangerfrowns darling.
I named my cat after you precious. You’re welcome.
You look so cute when you’re sleeping baby. P.S. Try cleaning your closet sometime.
My favorite color is clear sweetheart. That way I can always see you.
You would make a great soup darling.
The word of the day is “legs.” sweetie Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
My favorite movie is a cell phone video I made of you playing field hockey sweetheart. It’s called Silence of the Lambs 4.
I would make out darling with your shadow on a gravel driveway.
I got your number sweetie by looking over your shoulder while you were texting your boyfriend.
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice sweetheart?
Remember when you said my nose was weird sweetheart? I cut it off! Can we go out now?
My aunt says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known baby.
You remind me of Pokemon darling. I wanna pikkachu. I also want to keep you baby in a giant plastic ball in my baSêmênt.
There are 206 bones in the human body sweetie… do you want another one?
What’s your favorite game sweetheart? Mine’s called Following You Without You Knowing.
The veins in your neck are exquisite sweetie. Simply exquisite.
Do I know you from somewhere girl, because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on?
You don’t know me sweetheart, but your hair smells amazing.
My pet bird died sweetheart. I still have him though. He’s my only friend.
You are so beautiful sweetheart that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I’m thirty.
Let me spell my love for you darling S-T-A-L-K-E-R !
You know what would look good on you baby? Me!
I would do anything for you darling. Especially steal tranquilizers from the vet’s office. Seriously, say the word. I’ll do it baby.
I may not be Mr. Right precious, but I’ll screw you till he shows up.
You’re so hot darling you melt the plastic in my underwear.
My love for you is like diarrhea sweetheart, I just can’t hold it in!
I painted a picture of your soul precious. I’ll give it to you outside the abandoned knife factory at midnight. Come alone.
I don’t know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream darling.
Just thought I would let you know darling, today is our negative two year anniversary.
I love you more than my jar of fingers precious.
You’re like a prize winning fish darling. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.
You are so hot I’d do you dead or living girl.
What do you mean you don’t want to go out with me sweetheart? I have a shrine to you! A SHRINE!
I wish I could sew myself to you baby.
Wanna go to the movies sweetie? JK, let’s take a nap at the cemetery.
I secretly changed my name to your name sweetheart, so when I tongue-kiss the mirror we are finally happening.
I want to chew your food for you sweetheart.
Where you born on a farm sweetheart? Because you sure know how to raise a c0©k!
I hope you’re not a vegetarian darling… because I want to feed you some meat!
You know those birds that live inside crocodile’s mouths baby? I want to live inside your mouth.
I will give you one thousand dollars to smell your shoes baby. Please. It’s an emergency.
I like when you lay still like that darling….
I’m the guy sitting behind you at Starbucks right now precious.
If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my peπ!s, would you suck the poison out darling?
I made a blood painting for you precious.
How much money do you want for your old toothbrush darling?
I bought the most expensive binoculars darling. That’s how much I love you.
That shirt would look great on my floor sweetie. Right next to the pile of panties I stole out of your dryer. They smell like you sweetheart, just like you.
You remind me of my sister baby. In a romantic way.
We would make an amazing couple sweetheart.