I hope you’re not a vegetarian darling… because I want to feed you some meat!
You know those birds that live inside crocodile’s mouths baby? I want to live inside your mouth.
I will give you one thousand dollars to smell your shoes baby. Please. It’s an emergency.
I like when you lay still like that darling….
I’m the guy sitting behind you at Starbucks right now precious.
If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my peπ!s, would you suck the poison out darling?
I made a blood painting for you precious.
How much money do you want for your old toothbrush darling?
I bought the most expensive binoculars darling. That’s how much I love you.
That shirt would look great on my floor sweetie. Right next to the pile of panties I stole out of your dryer. They smell like you sweetheart, just like you.
You remind me of my sister baby. In a romantic way.
We would make an amazing couple sweetheart.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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