I know how to plesiosaurus a man.
If you were a dinosaur, You would be a FINOSAURUS!
Why don’t you TriA$$ic a little tenderness?
If your neck was long enough, we could have eaten palm leaves together.
Are you Dinosaur because you’ve been running through my head all day.
Are you a dinosaur because you’re so good, you should die.
If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Tyranno-Gorgeous Rex.
Hey, baby want to see my T-Rex.
Are you an angel because I’m a dinosaur.
So do you come to watch dinosaur movies often?
Let me show you why they call me ‘Pleasure-you-asaurus.
Baby, you should be a fossil sample, and I should be a restless scientist since I need to date you seriously.
Will I hiber-mate with you through Ice Age?
You put the ‘A$$’ in JurA$$ic.
Hey, girl! What’s your favorite dinosaur?
I’m the one whose uncle owns a Lil pet baby dinosaur.
Are you a dinosaur because jurA$$ics beautiful!
Hey, girl! This bone may not date to the JurA$$ic Period, but it’s still rock hard.
You ought to return home with me since I’ll make you dino-sore.
Are you a dinosaur because I want to find your boner. Lol, I meant bones.
I like dinosaurs; you like dinosaurs, let’s get this thing going.
Hey girl, after we’re done your A$$ is going to feel like it experienced its k-t extinction event.
Some handpicked Dinosaur Jokes
Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom.
Q: What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?
A: They’re both extinct.
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. JurA$$ic Pork.
Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A.Because chickens weren’t invented yet.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s just been bummed?
Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
A: Because the ‘p’ is silent.