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Top 50 Dinosaur Jokes and Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

I know how to plesiosaurus a man.

If you were a dinosaur, You would be a FINOSAURUS!

Why don’t you TriA$$ic a little tenderness?

If your neck was long enough, we could have eaten palm leaves together.

Are you Dinosaur because you’ve been running through my head all day.

Are you a dinosaur because you’re so good, you should die.

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Tyranno-Gorgeous Rex.

[Top 50]Dinosaur Jokes and Pick Up Lines

Hey, baby want to see my T-Rex.

Are you an angel because I’m a dinosaur.

So do you come to watch dinosaur movies often?

Let me show you why they call me ‘Pleasure-you-asaurus.

Baby, you should be a fossil sample, and I should be a restless scientist since I need to date you seriously.

Will I hiber-mate with you through Ice Age?

You put the ‘A$$’ in JurA$$ic.

Hey, girl! What’s your favorite dinosaur?

I’m the one whose uncle owns a Lil pet baby dinosaur.

Are you a dinosaur because jurA$$ics beautiful!

Hey, girl! This bone may not date to the JurA$$ic Period, but it’s still rock hard.

You ought to return home with me since I’ll make you dino-sore.

Are you a dinosaur because I want to find your boner. Lol, I meant bones.

I like dinosaurs; you like dinosaurs, let’s get this thing going.

Hey girl, after we’re done your A$$ is going to feel like it experienced its k-t extinction event.

Some handpicked Dinosaur Jokes

Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom.

Q: What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?
A: They’re both extinct.

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. JurA$$ic Pork.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A.Because chickens weren’t invented yet.

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotopu$$.

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s just been bummed?
A: Mega-sore-A$$.

Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
A: Because the ‘p’ is silent.

About Annie Rosy

Annie Rosy is a humor writer and social content creator with a long-running focus on the kind of wit that makes people smile in everyday situations. She has spent years curating and writing pick-up lines, one-liners, jokes, and riddles — developing an instinct for what lands across different audiences and contexts. At the site, she covers funny pick-up lines, clever one-liners, brain teasers, and humor content for anyone looking to break the ice or just get a laugh.