[Top 50]Dinosaur Jokes and Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

I know how to plesiosaurus a man.
If you were a dinosaur, You would be a FINOSAURUS!
Why don’t you TriA$$ic a little tenderness?
If your neck was long enough, we could have eaten palm leaves together.
Are you Dinosaur because you’ve been running through my head all day.
Are you a dinosaur because you’re so good, you should die.
If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Tyranno-Gorgeous Rex.
[Top 50]Dinosaur Jokes and Pick Up Lines
[Top 50]Dinosaur Jokes and Pick Up Lines
Hey, baby want to see my T-Rex.
Are you an angel because I’m a dinosaur.
So do you come to watch dinosaur movies often?
Let me show you why they call me ‘Pleasure-you-asaurus.
Baby, you should be a fossil sample, and I should be a restless scientist since I need to date you seriously.
Will I hiber-mate with you through Ice Age?
You put the ‘A$$’ in JurA$$ic.
Hey, girl! What’s your favorite dinosaur?
I’m the one whose uncle owns a Lil pet baby dinosaur.
Are you a dinosaur because jurA$$ics beautiful!
Hey, girl! This bone may not date to the JurA$$ic Period, but it’s still rock hard.
You ought to return home with me since I’ll make you dino-sore.
Are you a dinosaur because I want to find your boner. Lol, I meant bones.
I like dinosaurs; you like dinosaurs, let’s get this thing going.
Hey girl, after we’re done your A$$ is going to feel like it experienced its k-t extinction event.
Some handpicked Dinosaur Jokes
Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom.
Q: What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?
A: They’re both extinct.
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. JurA$$ic Pork.
Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A.Because chickens weren’t invented yet.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotopu$$.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s just been bummed?
A: Mega-sore-A$$.
Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
A: Because the ‘p’ is silent.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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