Best Dark Angel and Heaven Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

Heaven’s missing an Angel.
[Check back of her shirt] Where’s the tag that says “made in heaven”?
Am I dead, Angel-face? Because those wings are heavenly!
Am I dead, Angel? Because this must be heaven!
Angels fall from the sky, I rise from the bottom
Are you a care package? Because you must’ve fallen from heaven.
Are you dead or alive? Because my religion says only the dead can be angels.
Best Dark Angel and Heaven Pick Up Lines
Best Dark Angel and Heaven Pick Up Lines
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you religious? Because you are the answer to all my prayers.
Baby, somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel!
Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
Did you fell from heaven because have S#x with me?
Do you believe in modern revelation? Because I believe I’m standing in front of an angel.
Don’t mind me, I’m an astronomer checking out heavenly bodies.
Hello angel, would you like to ride a rainbow with me?
Hey can you take off your clothes for me? I want to see how an angel hides its wings.
How come you’re not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that’s where angels belonged.
I didn’t believed in heaven, until I saw you.
I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!
I hope Angels know CPR because you take my breath away.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
I think I can die happy now, because I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a S#xy devil, but now that I’m close I see heaven in your eyes.
Is that a ladder in your pants or a stairway to heaven?
Is that baby oil on your forehead? Because you shine like an angel.
It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.
Nice wings! Can i buy you another vodka Red Bull?
Speak of the devil….or should I say “Angel”?
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
Was it red bull that gave you wings or are you just an angel?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
You’re a twinkle in my eye and an angel from the sky.
You’ve go something on you head. (what?) A halo.
You’ve got something on your back! (what?) Angel wings!
A literal angel would not be an easy target. How would you flirt with Cas?
Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you.
Are you a weeping angel? ‘Cause I can’t take my eyes off you.
Are you a weeping angel? Because I could stare at you all day.
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
Are you an angel? Because I haven’t blinked since I first saw your face.
Are you an angel? Because you’re making me feel the ecstasy of an immaculate conception.
Are you an angel? ‘Cause you’ve got me rising from the tomb.
Are you in the outfield? Because you’re an angel.
Are you pA$$ed out on the side walk? Or are you my snow angel?
Can I see your license, coz I never knew angels could drive.
Can I take your picture to prove to all of my friends that angels do exist?
Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Did you slip and fall or are you my snow angel?

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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