Can I cover you with butter and grill you all night?
Did you just take a milk bath? Your skin are so soft and smooth.
Do you know a cow can lick its nose? I can’t lick mine, but I can lick yours.
Do you like men who take herding seriously?
Do you live on a cow farm? Because you sure know how to milk a cow.
Don’t have a cow… but I love your utters!
Ducks go quack, cows go moo, let me stick it in and you’ll go “Oooooh”.
Have you been to my farm? I make the best milkshakes.
Have you ever milked a cow before? Because your gonna need a bucket for this too.
Hello cowboy/cowgirl, love your boots.
Holy Cow! You look exactly like the woman in my dream
I bet we would raise good cows together.
I have a fevah. I think I need some more cowbell…
I will worship you like how they worship a cow in India?
I’ll trade you a juicy cantaloupe for some of your cow’s horn.
I’ve never seen a cow horn so big. Impressive.
If you were a grA$$land, I would graze you.
I know you want it, The thing that makes me, What the guys go crazy for.
So what CAN you feed your cows and better yet, what can you hand feed me?
This may seem cheesy, but you make me really h0rn¥.
To me you’re more special than Octavia the 8-legged cow.
You know cow’s horn are not the only thing that is pointy.
You must be the Happy Cow from California, because I want to say CHEESE.
You will look great naked on that cow hide carpet.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they’re like It’s better than yours, Damn right it’s better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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