We go together like Cookies.
Can I double stuff your Oreo?
oh yeah, crack me and unfold me!
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
Do you like Smores?, well how about s’more of this D!¢K up you a**
If I wrote a cookbook, you’d be the featured recipe.
I can last longer than cast iron.
Your legs are like an Oreo cookie, I want to spread them and eat the good stuff in the middle.
I wish you were cheesecake, ’cause I’d eat you right up.
If S#xy were an Oreo. you would be double stuffed
My love for you is like hot chocolate, I just can’t hold on to it.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
Do you like Cool Whip, cause its gonna be Cool to whip this D!¢K in yo face
I studied at a culinary school in France and know all the secrets tojoie de vivre.
So do you like stawberries or blueberries? [choose one] cause i need to know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning.
Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
How about I get you an easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want it chocolate or fertilised.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn’t as slick as you.
Since I’m all about chocolate, how ’bout a little sugar?
Wanna see how my cookie crumbles?
You know, I cook best in the morning.
Pies aren’t the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Need a cooking partner? Because I am amazing in the kitchen.
Staring at you is better than looking at food P0®n.
You look like a cake I’m dying to get a piece of, before Janice from accounting eats you all up. Janice is a cannibal, and that’s not a joke.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
How about we go back to my place and make something to write about on my food blog?
You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.
Did you bring these cupcakes in the break room? No? Oh, I figured you did, considering how incredibly sweet they are.
I’m not good at cooking, so lets go out sometime!
Inheriting eighty million chocolate eggs doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.