[Top 50] Coffee Pick Up Lines To Use at Coffee Shops!

by Annie Rosy

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

My coffee is really hot. But you’re hotter.

I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are, because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.

I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.

Black coffee. A purist. I give my stamp of approval.

[Top 50] Coffee Pick Up Lines To Use at Coffee Shops!

Hark! An angel has fallen to grounds.

I like my ladies like I like my coffee – a hot shock to the lap.

Wanna go on a doppio date?

You’re looking very non-fat these days.

Is that a steam wand in your pocket?

Don’t add honey to that chamomile, you’re already too sweet.

I like my baristas like I like my coffee – hot, sweet, and creamy.

I like the way you espresso yourself.

Hold the sugar please, you’re sweet enough for the both of us.

I’m going to start watching my caffeine intake, because baby you make my heart palpitate.

I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.

You giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.

If you need to take it slow, I can cold-brew.

I bet you don’t like drips.

Do you want me to grind that for you?

Baby, chai-know you’ve been thinkin’ ‘bout me.

I’m very gentle on the frothing knob.

You roast my heart.

That’s a nice mug you got on ya.

Been thinking about you a latte

Can you pA$$ the coffee and sugar because you just made me cream in my pants

Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

Are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterwards.

are you a chai because I’d like to get dirty.

I can feel something brewing between the two of us.

I like my ladies like I like my coffee, large double-double.

Hold the sugar, baby. You’re sweet enough.

Do you believe in love at first sip or should I take another?

Hey, Girl! You’re the coffee of my morning.

Do you prefer French Press or Bialetti for your morning coffee?

I wish you were my shin so that I could bang you on the coffee table.

Can I be the cream to your coffee?

“Would you like a C-cup? at my place” “Umm what?” “Coffee cup.”

Is it just me or do you feel something brewing between us?

I love the way you espresso yourself.

are you coffee because I’ve bean thinking about you a latte.

My coffee is hot, but you’re hotter.

Hey baby, wanna grab a coffee and talk about your religious and political views?

Coffee, tea, or just more of me?

I see you’re scrolling Slate. You seem woke. Single origin coffee sometime?

My coffee isn’t sweet enough. Can you please put your finger in it?

This coffee is steaming up my glA$$es or is that you?

They call me Coffee because I’m the 1st thing you need in the morning.

What kind of coffee do you want? A trenta you with extra whip.

If you were ground coffee, you’d be espresso cause you’re so fine

My coffee is really hot. But you’re hotter.

Hold the sugar, please. You’re sweet enough for me.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so caramel me maybe?

I’m going to start watching my caffeine intake, because baby you make my heart palpitate.

You’re such a TEAse.

I can feel something brewing between the two of us.

Excuse me, miss, things are about to get real steamy in here.

That’s a nice mug you got on you.

Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.

Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I’m with you.

(Points to face) That’s a nice mug you got on ya.

Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I’m with you.

Ah, I love this one jasmine tea where they hand-tie each leaf into a little butterfly. Guess you could say I’m into bondage.

Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Barista: “Can I have a name for that order?” Customer: “Can I give you my number?” (Barista Pick up line)

Barista: “Did you want sugar?” Customer: “No, I’m sweet enough.” (Barista Pick up line)

Bean Mine

Can I borrow your outlet (Laptop/Cell Phone)?

Can I buy you a coffee sometime?

Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I’ll buy the next round of caffeine.

Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. it’s not as hot as you.

Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd, because I’m nuts about you.

Do you make your own kombucha? Because those probiotics are doing your body good.

Excuse me sir, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

Excuse me, but my Chai gave me an awful tongue burn. I think I need mouth-to-mouth.

Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.

Hello there, how do you brew?

Hey ,they call me coffee cause I grind so fine

Hey girl, are you a chai because I’d like to get dirty.

Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterwards.

Hey there, did someone request a little extra whip?

Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so caramel me maybe?

Hey, if I bought you a drink would you let me sit here for several hours and work on this screenplay?

Hey, wait, give me another shot!

Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.

Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. how about a real kiss, just to be sure?

Hold the sugar, please. You’re sweet enough for me.

I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.

I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.

I like my baristas like I like my coffee – hot, sweet, and creamy.

I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.

I like the way you espresso yourself.

I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”

I think I’d want nutritionist-approved bacon coffee.

I’m going to start watching my caffeine intake, because baby you make my heart palpitate.

I’m pretty sure the last 10 books I’ve read have all been in coffee shops. I don’t even know if I’m literate at home anymore.

I’m soy into you.

I’ve been thinking about you a latte.

If I were a singer-songwriter, my ultimate goal would be to inspire novelists in coffee shops.

If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.

If you were ground coffee, you’d be espresso because you’re so fine.

Java number I can call you up at?

Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.

My coffee hasn’t kicked in yet, so I can’t think of a charming pickup line.

My coffee is really hot. But you’re hotter.

So I was aging this Pu-erh, and it got all wrinkled. Good thing I like it kinky.

That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.

The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure haven’t.

Thusly tea-quipped, you may begin referring to yourself as Barney Steep-son.

Want some non-dairy creamer?

Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.

You mocha me crazy!

You roast my heart!

You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.

You’re such a TEAse.

You’ve turned me down before but I’m asking for an extra shot.

You’re like this year’s Darjeeling. Had me at first flush.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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