For when you want to take cheese to the next level
For when you want to be straight forward
For when you want to make conversation while asking for a light
For when you’re feeling extra punny
For when you want to be a poet
For when your mind can only handle the dumbest wordplay
For when you need a line that could actually work
I saw you from across the room and trought…
hey girl wud you ever consider a 3-way, you me n mary jane.
Im high off life in the best way.
hey lets make like a blunt and roll.
You’re on fire! Oh, no, that’s just my blunt…
took me like 8 times reading it to get this
Hey ! Let’s make like blunt and roll.
Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me
Hey Baby ! You’re smokin !
Want to get cough-ee wirh me?
What kind of grinder are you using? Couse you’re extra fine!
You Wanna hit this ?
I don’t even need a lighter, you’re already on fire!
Do you smoke pot? Cause weed look good together!
You must be as dope as weed…
Cause Right now you’re all I need.
Are you a drug? Cause I mar!ju@n@ take you home tonight.
Slow down, sugar, because I’m a diabetic!
I don’t know the name of your first, but I’m gonna be your last.
i’ve got 2 boarding pA$$es, lets catch a flight and see where we land.
Hey baby, your smokin. Or will be *uses one figure to call over in a seductive way* * maybe adds a lil joint motion*
Any man who knows a thing, knows he knows not a damn damn thing at all.
Why dont me and you go to your place and get stoned, maybe cuddle and make a little whoopie.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
