Top 50 Chocolate Pick Up Lines to Impress Your Date!
by Annie Rosy
Baby you’re so sweet you’d put Hershey’s out of business!
You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Girl, you remind me of a box of chocolates, because I want to take your top off.
Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day. All I’m asking for is one from you.
I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.
You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces… just like a Whitman’s Sampler.
You’re like my favourite chocolate bar – half sweet and half nuts!
Sweet Marie, the moment I saw you, I knew I would Skor and have you screaming ‘Oh Henry’ by the end of the night!
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Even the Chocolate factory doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
How about I get you an easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want it chocolate or fertilised.
Inheriting eighty million chocolate eggs doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
My love for you is like hot chocolate, I just can’t hold on to it.
Since I’m all about chocolate, how ’bout a little sugar?
You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.
Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates…..(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off.
Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn’t last too long for fat people.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars.
A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke…
What’s the best part of Valentines Day? The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
Yo mamma so fat, when she walked out of candy land there was nothing left!
So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples to find, and then he turned all the rabbits into chocolate, right?
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If you were ice cream and i was chocolate sauce, i’d pour my love all over you!
Hey girl can you be the candy sprinkles to my ice cream?
Baby I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
I love you more than I love dark and that is saying something.
I don’t think there’s anything hotter than a chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
I do not think it is possible but you are sweeter than all the chocolate in the world.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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