Chem students do it on the table periodically
You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
If i was an enzyme, i’d be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because your cute
Are you my Appendix, cause I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second…Mind if I join in?
I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
Girl you must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because you are FINe
You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up
Are you made of copper? Cause I Cu in a relationship with me.
You know why Men are so much S#xier than women? Because you can’t spell S#xy without “xy”.
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some “electron density”
Let’s find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed
You must be a compound of beryllium and barium…because your a total BaBe.
You’re so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor melt down.
Your so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)
Babe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential
Are you chloroplast cause you’d be good on my stem.
Want to test the spring constant of my matress?
We have great chemistry, lets do some biology
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10
Baby you’ve definitely got potential, my place would be a great place to convert it to kinetic
When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
You are the HCl to my NaOH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together
Is it getting hot in here? or is it just our bond that is forming?
Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that A$$ up
Baby you must be made of mica rock because you have perfect cleavage
You must be related to Alfred Nobel, because baby you are dynamite!
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force
If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You must be Mohs scale, because You make me harder than a diamond.
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
Lets meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod
Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress
Let’s discover our coefficient of friction
You be Flourine and I’ll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!
Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt
That dress would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s/s
I wanna stick to u like glue-cose
Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon?, because you are the ONe.
Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it’s more than just our universal gravitation…
If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put Uranium and Iodine together.
Baby, we’ve got chemistry together… next period.
Hey pretty lady, Scientists are still trying to find a reason for your amazing beauty. what should i tell them?
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
Hey baby if i supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together. (V=IR => (V/R)=I)
Baby stop with diet coke, you’ve got plenty of A$$pertame
Are you on the periodic table? ‘Cause you are SODIUM fine
Even if there was no gravity left on earth I’d still fall for you.
it’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause i’m gonna make you sweat
hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mA$$ on my rod
Baby girl are you jet fuel? Cause your melting me away.
You’re so hot, you must be the cause for global warming.
Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.
Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and S#xanium, because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful
Let’s make like a transcription factor and response element and turn things on.
If I were a Shwann cell, I’d squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.
Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
Baby you give my electrons a positive charge
You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3)
Do you like Science?, cause tonight your gonna sample my DNA
Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova?
Let’s work out our orbicularis oris muscles together!
The direction fields of my heart all point to you
“Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.”
“Hello… I’ve been admiring your bacterial signature”.
I believe you and I could prove the “Lock and Key” model later tonight
Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
baby lets measure the amplitude of our physical wave
If I was a plant you’d make my roots extend
Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turning me on.
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It’s nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!
Not only are we scientists, but we have the ability to do each other on a table, periodically.
Baby, I’m like an oceanic plate on a gravity slide – I can’t wait to subduct beneath your crust!
You’re so hot you denature my proteins
If you were Anatomy, then I’d be Physiology because they always go together!
Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunnelling tonight?
If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you
Hey babe, wanna pilot my pillar of autumn.
Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!
Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
If you were C6, and i were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar…
You must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
Girl are you a chaged atom, because I’ve got my ion you.
Does your body produce energy by turning water into electricity? Well damn.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Forget hydrogen you’re my number one element
Are you a scientist? Because I Lab you
You are like a proton in my core–without you i could never be the same.
Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I’d let you subduct so we can make hot hot magma.
Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?
You’re a moving electric charge, and I’m a moving magnetic charge… Wanna flux?
If you were an element, you’d be Francium, because you’re the most attractive
I don’t need neurons to stimulate your sensory system.
If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.
Are you a non volitaile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on stunning.
(To a scientist) hey can I put my Bunsen In your air-hole?
You must be a cell, cause my DNA is all in you.
My love for you is like the universe…never ending!
I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to S#x.
Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
I’m A Twig…..You’re A Twig……Lets Rub Together And Make A Fire.
Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a mA$$ive conformational change in my f1 complex.
I’d be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
Did you know math is just like S#x? First you have to Subtract your clothes,Add yourself to bed, Divide your legs,then there’s a 50 % chance you will multiply.
What say we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
Baby, i’m gonna break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer!
How about you Palmitoylate my protein, so i can drive it into your lipid raft.
Your clothes look great on you, but they would look even better accelerating towards the floor at m/s.
Your smile is as infectious as cholera.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the digits of your phone number.
You can feel free to call me William Herschel because I am about to discover Uranus.
Let’s be lab partners, I would love to try some experiments with you especially in the biology department.
You are hotter than a Bunsen burner.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing global warming.
You are positive and I am negativeWe should get together and make a compound.
You must be a start codon, because you are turning me on right now.
I could really see myself periodically doing you on a table.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
You are like an electron and I am like a protonAnd they say that opposites attract.
You are giving me some premature ventricular contractions right now.
You must be vaporizing from a solid state because I think you are sublime.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
I would love to be your enzyme because active site is dying to have a chemical reaction.
My heart’s luminosity increases when you are around.
Being around you is like having a rhinovirusI can’t catch my breath around you.
I was a Bunsen burner, I would let you light my flame.
you had to be any element, you would be Francium since it is the most attractive element there is.
I think that you and I could keep each other in check like Uranium and Uranium .
we were together, you and I would be explosive like caesium.
Are you sure we haven’t had a clA$$ together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
They say that it is not the size of the vector that is important, but the way that the force is delivered.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
I would love to be a phagosome so I could wrap myself around you.
I’m like a transposon, I would be great I wear in your genes.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium because I am in love with U.
You have got some action potential, so you must be a neuron.
You look sweeter than ..
You are the substrate to my enzyme.
I must have a positive charge and you must have a negative chargeThat must be why there is so much attraction between us.
Your hotness spreads everywhere like an exothermic reaction.
You must be amylase because you are making my le so sweet right now.
Even the Kelvin scale could not possibly measure how hot I think you are.
I would love to find your integral and get under those curves of yours.
Do you want me to fill your orbital?
Are you a rapid expansion of matter from a state of extremely high density and temperature, because you like look you’re ready for a big bang.
Do you want to measure the amplitude of our physical wave?
You must be auxin because you are making my stem elongate rapidly.
I were a virus, I would infect you with my love.
I think that you just lost an electron because you are positively attractive.
Are you made of copper and tellurium because you look really CUTE to me.
I might be into physics, but I can A$$ure you that I will never be a Bohr in the bedroom.
Your sine must be pi over because I think you’re the .
You light up my Bunsen burner.
I know that we will get together in at least one multiverse, but I am sure hoping that it will be this one.
Do you want to know why RNA is my favorite nucleic acid? It is because it has U in you.
You must have a high current because I can’t seem to resist you.
You and I have such great chemistry together, let’s try to do some biology together too.
You must be oxygen and neon because I think that you are the One for me.
I was wondering you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
there is an infinite number of universes out there, than we are already together in at least .
Do you want to help me discover our coefficient of friction?
Do you want to form a zygote with me?
You must be hydrogen because I am really feeling like there is a bond here.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
You must be my conjugate base because we seem to have a lot in common.
I am versatile and flexible like a caseinWant to find out how true that is in bed?
You must have protons because you are sodium fine.
I am a chemistDo you want to let me experiment with you?
Do you want to help me prove that the Big Bang isn’t just a theory?
Let’s convert all of our potential energy to kinetic energy.
You must be a start codon because you are turning me on.
I would love to go into outer space so I can go and explore Uranus.
you need thrusts with force, I’ve got the mA$$ AND the acceleration.
Describing my love for you would be like trying to define a number by zero; you simply cannot define it.
You must be copper because I always CU in my dreams.
you were a microtubule then I would love to be a motor protein so I could climb all over you.
Do you want to work with me to convert our potential energy into kinetic energy?
You can call me Bond, Covalent Bond.
Why don’t you come over here and put your alpha helix into my beta barrel?
My love for you is as never ending as the digits of pi.
You must be halite because you have perfect cleavage.
I am like calcium bicarbonate you get me wet, you will see an explosive reaction.
I think that our relationship has as much possibility as a protoplanetary disc.
There was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Let’s be lab partners togetherDo you want me to put my stirring rod in your beaker?
Would you like to do some radiometric dating on this rock that I have for you?
You must be exothermic because I think that you’re hot.
You must be the square root of negative because there is no way that you can be real.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
You must be vaporizing from a solid state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
I get a charge just from bonding with you.
Your angles must be less than degrees, because I think that you are so acute.
You must be a Van de Graaff generator because you generate an attractive field.
Your refractive index must be more than because your beauty shines brighter than any diamond in the world.
You must be my appendix because this feeling in me wants to just take you out.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you have to share your hotness with me.
Your cleavage is as perfect as a diamond’s.
Instead of collecting data just by observation, I would like to be able to get a little more hands on with you.
You must be made out of Barium and Beryllium because I think you are a BABE.
You are hotter than magma.
I would love to stick to you like glu-cose.
I wish that I were DNA helicase right now so I could unzip your genes.
I think that you are hotter than sulfur hydroxide that is mixed with ethyl acetate.
In the spirit of the nd law of thermodynamics, would you like to share some of your hotness with me?
You can feel free to hydrolyze me whenever you want.
you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You must be an exothermic reaction because you are making me feel so hot.
You must be a good benzene ring because you smell nice.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
I can’t help but think that we should try carbon dating.
I wish that I could rearrange the periodic table so that I could have Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
Do you want to share some electrons? Maybe we could have a stable relationship.
You must be hydrochloric acid because you are making my limestone fizz.
You are a charged atom and I have got my ion you.
You are making my atomic number rise.
I want to be your derivative so I can lay tangent to your curves.
Why don’t we get together and create some conjugate pairs?
Do you want to help me test the spring potential of my mattress?
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
We are like a galvanic cell with so much electricity flowing between the two of us.
You must be a concentration gradient because I would definitely go down on you.
I don’t know why, but my instinct is telling me that we Argon get together.
I’ll be your t-cells for you and protect you from everything.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as you were a young star.
My attraction to you is as strong as a covalent lattice.
You are so hot that you have a tendency to make my lab goggles get all foggy.
You must have a charge because I am finding myself feeling very attracted to you.
You must be a degree angle because to me you look just right.
Would you like to test out some x-ray dfraction on me to see just how elastic I can be?
You must have swallowed a magnet because I am so attracted to you right now.
Why don’t we get together? You can test my hardness while I test your cleavage.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above clA$$.
I am a chemistWant to get together and see the reaction?
I hope you like aerobic respiration as much as I do.
Why don’t we go to my room and I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log.
I could complete your valence shell.
I may have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but I still like it rough, you catch my drt.
You are the sodium to my chloride.
We must both be tectonic plates at a transform boundary because I just want to grind on you.
I could make my own periodic table then you would be number one.
Do you want to study the laws of friction and acceleration with me in a private place?
I would love it you would show me your Arsenic Sulfide.
You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen out of my lungs and bring it right to my heart.
You couldn’t be more stunning you were a laser.
To me, you’re hydrogen because you are my number .
You are more than free to Hubble my telescope any time you like.
Would you like me to grind my pestle into your mortar?
You are finer than pyroclastic ash.
Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then PotA$$ium and water.
Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
Hey, want to put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
You are a photon quanta to my valence electron.
You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate
If I were a Bunsen burner, you would be my flame, hot enough to melt a few things.
What does it take to get over YOUR activation barrier?
You excite me to a higher energy level.
I’ll protect your from the Grignards of life.
You make my atomic number rise.
You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
You’re an electrophile and I’m a nucleophile, we’re attracted and we can make each other happy.
Didn’t you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
Hey baby, why don’t you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.
If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you.
Hey baby, I’ll lower your kinetic energy.
You can hydrolyze me anytime
How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
You’re an alcohol and I’m your ketone.
You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
Cuddle a chemist – see the reaction!
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.
Everyone knows it’s not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it’s turgid.
You must be a good benzene ring, because you are pleasantly aromatic.
Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
You must be one of those new neon compounds with fluorine and iodine, because you are FINe!
It’s true that opposites attract. We’re like an electron and a proton, we come together and now we’re stable… and steady!
I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
I’m positive, you’re negative, let’s get together and make a compound!
You’re so cool, molecules stop in your presence.
You must be gibberelin, because I’m experiencing some stem elongation.
You want to see if we can make some new compounds from an “energetic” reaction?
I got a charge out of bonding with you.
I have mA$$. You have mA$$. We’re naturally attracted!
I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.
Can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
Want to experiment with a chemist?
I bet you’re like calcium bicarbonate – if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!
Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction center.
Fancy undergoing neucleophillic SN2 subsS#xution, your underwear would make a great leaving group.
My favorite element is uranium, because I love U!
Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you’ve got a NiCe A$$!
If I could rewrite the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!
We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
It’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat
You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
Hey babe…Have you ever seen a hypergolic reaction before? No. Would you like to? Sure. Well, come in the back room with me…we could be hot and spontaneous together!”
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!