Best Prehistoric,Caveman,Jurassic Pick Up Lines

by Maria Line

My, my you are a special find.
You like clubbing? Really? Hey, look over there!
Let’s forget the carbon and move straight to the dating!
Me Makey Your Bed Go BOOM BOOM! U Go Home With Me!
Don’t like to beat around the bush? These are sure to do the trick:
Your beauty is more striking than the preservation of Ötzi the Iceman!
Girl, you must be a fossil sample and I must be an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.
Best Prehistoric,Caveman,Jurassic Pick Up Lines
Best Prehistoric,Caveman,Jurassic Pick Up Lines
My love for you shines brighter than the meteor that’s heading right for us.
What’s your favorite move? Mine is LICK.
Hey Baby, I wanna see your bedrock!
I always think BC stand for Before You Came Into My Life;
Hey, I’ve just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it.
Did I make you h0rn¥? (Triceratops)
I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.
You’re like my Sacrum. Without you I would probably fall apart.
Let’s pretend you’re full of C14 so I can date you.
You put the “A$$” in JurA$$ic!
JurrA$$ic-ing me back to your place? Okay!
Hey baby, how about you keep me at arm’s length? (T-rex)
I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a b-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.
I know how to plesiosaur a lady/man.
Wanna see my woolly mammoth?
StegosaurME and StegosaurYou belong together do you get the message? (Stegosaurus)
Don’t let my tiny arms fool you.
You’re at the triceratops of my food chain.
You know what they say about a man with a large crest.
Me Tarzan, you Jane.
That a new club in your loincloth or you happy to see me?
Wanna extract some minerals from my bone?
Why don’t we mosey-osaur over to my place?
You could melt an iceman’s heart.
Hey baby, do you wanna know why they call me erectus?
C’mon Baby Light My Fire.
Why did you have to end the Ice Age by being so hot?
Hello caveman, you are tall, dark and strong. Would you like to mate?
You light me on fire; Stop it! Fire bad!
Dimetro-damn!
We should carbon date because our half-life would approach eternity.
How about we take this to dance floor and I’ll show you the Intertubercular Groove?
Boy you as yummy as yellowcake, i ought to date you like Uranium-Series
Ugg
I’m not a megalodon, but I’ve got a mega-long-dong.
I’d like to excavate your site.
You make my head spin round and round like a wheel.
I can’t help but notice your beautiful hair. Mind if I club you and drag you home with me?
Wanna yabba dabba do it?
You should come home with me, because I’ll make you dino-sore.
This bone may not date to the JurA$$ic Period, but it’s still rock hard.
is that a club under your felt or are you just happy to see me?
We no have wheels yet? You make my head spin round.
Do you want to read my body language?
Let’s go make a cave baby of our own.
Would you like to see my totem ?
So, wanna get dirty?
What a nice pair of platform mounds you got there!
I’m hornier than a styracosaurus.
When I’m around you, I am in ice age. I am hoping this will break the ice…
I know there extra letters, but only idiot expects a caveman to spell.
Can I hiber-mate with you through Ice Age?
Are you an excavation site? Because I dig you.
I like your hotspot.
You know what they say about a dinasour with long neck… (Apatosaurus)
Wanna watch my dinasaur evolve?
You smell good. Want some a these fresh crunchy green grA$$hoppers i just caught?
One ankylosaurus says to another, “Hey, you wanna go clubbin’”.
Have you ever been dinosaur kissed? Allow me to demonstrate.
You must be the La Brea tar pits, cuz I want to get my bone stuck in that.
Did you eat that tree without chewing or are you just happy to see me?
Funny, you don’t look JurA$$ic.
Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flinstone’s marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit
Hey, wanna come over and examine my collection of Folsom points?
Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again? (sabertooth tiger)
You know what they say about brachiosaurs: the neck’s not the only thing that’s disproportionately long.
You can dig up my bone any day./It wouldn’t take much digging to get to my bone.
Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mamouth?
I’d wish you’d stegosaurus the night.
Would you like to examine my bone?
You’re the tricera-tops
Why don’t you TriA$$ic a little tenderness?
You bring out the caveman in me.
Your cave or mine?
Let’s have some tyrannosaurus S#x.
Me H0m0 Erectus! Stop laughing, that not mean me gay!
Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a bone you can exam.
Hey baby, I’m a diplodocus—want to see my diploc0©kus?
Wanna share a trench?
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I’m going to cast a spell on you like azande witch doctors
Are you an angel? Because I’m a dinosaur.
I pray to the Great Spirit that not make him die.
You make my heart fly like a Pterodactyl.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
You make me h0rn¥. (Triceratops)
You are dino-mite!
Rub my wool? (Mammoth)
Watch Out For That Thagomizer!
Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Why go for the b-rachiosaurus, when you could go for the D-rachiosaurus.
You as hairy as a mammoth; and it really turning me on!

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