I need some hands on help with my rod/stroke ratio babe.
Want to go for a ride honey?
Did you have your car custom painted to match your eyes honey? Because they are both the most beautiful shade of _______ (color) I’ve seen, and in this light, you seem to sparkle.
Baby! You blow my fuses.
Hey sweetie, if you were a car, I’d check your oil regularly.
Hey sweetheart, if you were a car, I’d let you jump me.
Hey darling, if I was a car, I’d need some coolant, because you’ve got my engine overheating.
I’m lost sweetheart; can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
Can I rearrange your rear view mirrorS baby?
Would you like to blow my head gasket sweetie?
Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole babe?
Excuse me. Do you believe in love at first site baby? And if not, would you mind waiting here while I drive around the block?
Is your battery dead babe? Because I’d love to jump you.
Do you know what the difference is between you and my car babe? I’d love to wreck you.
Hey darling, if you were a car, all my friends would be asking to borrow you.
Hey sweetheart, if you were a car, I’d jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
Hey darling, if you were a car, I’d totally wreck you.
Since gas prices are so high sweetie, I think you should carpool with me to dinner tonight.
They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small di*k… Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto babe?
Race you to the next light sweetie!
Hey precious, if you were a car, I’d definitely run up the mileage.
Bond babe…James Bond.
I have S#xanium nuts baby.
Excuse me sweetheart, we’re going to have to ask you to turn down the wattage on that smile; you’re blinding all the other drivers.
I’ll pop your clutch sweetheart.
Hey darling, if you were a car, I’d be willing to pay for new headlights.
Now, some cheesy car pick up lines:
Can I put my dipstick in your oil tank baby?
Do you believe in love at first sight babe, or I should drive around the block again?
Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system sweetheart? I need directions to get into your pants.
Excuse me baby, are you Swedish? Because you’re the Swedish thing I’ve ever seen.
Hey pull over gorgeous; your car is on Fire!
If you were a Dodge sweetie, I’d RAM you.
Hello darling. I’m sorry but I’m lost. Can you show me the road to happiness?
Hey, do you like your car baby? I was thinking of getting one for my mom.
Baby! You make my whistle tip go wooo wooo.
Need a jump babe?
I need some coolant sweetie, because you’ve got my engine overheating.
I noticed your right front tire is a little low honey. You should check it out right away, or you could have a blowout.
Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe babe?
You know, I was having a really rotten day until you smiled at me darling. Can I buy you lunch as a thank you?
Hey darling, if you were a car, I’d have to turn off your brights, because your headlights are blinding.
I’ll race you babe to (name of a nice restaurant). Whoever wins has to let me pay the check.
Do you come here often?
Hey precious! I got the biggest exhaust pipe you’ll ever see!
Can I check out your exhaust pipe honey?
Pardon me babe, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Excuse me sweetheart, my car phone is on the fritz. May I please borrow yours to call my broker to initiate an urgent trade?
Those are some nice headlights baby, but there’s no need to put your highbeams on… yet.
My nuts are made of S#xanium.
Can I vacuum your carpet baby?
If you were a car door sweetheart, I’d slam you all night long.
Will I get a chance to pop your clutch sweetheart?
I hate sitting in traffic like this, don’t you darling? Let’s get off at the next exit and have dinner while we wait this out.
Nice Headlight sweetie!
Do you know if there is a Starbucks near-by sweetheart? May I buy you a cup of coffee to show my appreciation?
Did you invite all these people?
Do you want to pet my puppy?
Let me polish your exhaust sweetheart.
Can I buy you a tank of gas baby?
Ever had S#x in bucket seats babe?
I’ll turn your driveshaft baby.
Hi sweetheart! I’m from out of town and lost…could you show me the way to your house?
Hey sweetheart, if I was a car, you’d have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
I’m on my way to the pet store to pick out a new puppy babe… would you like to help me?
Girls love my 12″ crank sweetheart.
Would you like to lubricate my camshaft babe?
Can I take off your valve over baby?
I’d love to jack you up honey and check out your undercarriage.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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