Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
I just can’t take the bad S#x anymore.
I’ll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my A$$.
You’re perfect in every way, just not for me.
Brutal Break Up Lines That Will Crush Your Heart!
It’s not you…it’s your taste in music
Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I’ve been seeing people behind your back.
Maybe this is not the right time for us
Really, our time together has just become more effort than you’re worth.
I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you’re not.
You care too much about the KKK…Kim Kourtney & Khloe.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you… but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head
We’re just at different points in our lives
I just can’t handle the distance….Sorry.
Maybe we’re not compatible
You’re not Mr. Right…. just Mr. Right Now.
You just don’t get me like you use to.
I need space.
I just can’t live with the pathetic tickles that you call ?S#xual thrusts’ anymore.
Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab.
I need to find myself and I just can’t do that with you.
I was asked to make a choice. If I had not been asked, I may have chosen differently.
My D!¢K is committed to you, but my heart is not.
You deserve better and so do I.
I think you feel more than I do and I don’t want to hurt you
We should be free to meet our special someone
Sorry Stacy, but I think I’m in love with your mom
I found a new running partner.
Hey babe, you heard of the movie ‘Other people’ Yeah, why? I think we should see it
I’m sorry but you don’t smoke weed.
I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe i made the wrong choice
This isn’t easy and neither are you…I’m breaking up with you.
I still care about you, but I just don’t find my heart jumping out of my chest when I see you anymore.
I think you love me more than I love you.
My cat doesn’t like you.
We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
I need time to focus on my career.
Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees… It’s just not working out
We can still be friends….
If it’s meant to be it’s meant to be….but just to be clear it isn’t.
I need to learn to love myself before I can love you
It’s not because I don’t like you, it’s because I hate you
I think our timing is off
I’m looking for a long-term relationship and I just can’t pursue that with you.
The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
Roses are red,violets are blue. We’re breaking up beacause i never loved you.
Maybe we should take a break..
There’s something I’ve been wanting to say since the day we met…..goodbye
Can we still share a netflix account?
You should search for someone with the same principles and values.
You just know me too well, and that freaks me out.
I don’t want to hold you back.
We don’t make each other happy, is that what you want to hear?
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you
Our relationship is like a fat guy, What? It’s not working out.
I’d rather masterbait than be with you.
I feel like I’m changing, and though I do love you and I really like spending time with you, I’m not as ?in love’ with you anymore..
I don’t want the responsibility of someone else’s happiness.
Maybe we have too much in common. We are too much alike.
Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I’ve been seeing people behind your back.
Roses are red, Violets are blue. The garbage is dumped, now so are you.
There’s something I’ve been wanting to say since the day we met… Goodbye!
I don’t want the responsibility of someone else’s happiness.
You’re not Mr. Right… just Mr. Right Now.
To be honest, our time together has just become more effort than you’re worth.
Roses are red, violets are blue. We’re breaking up because I never loved you.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Something about us doesn’t feel right, and I have to act on that.
I don’t know what I want, and as long as I feel this way, it’s not fair to you.
I need something more.
We’ve really tried to make this work, but now it’s time to let it go.
I have a lot more growing to do before I’m ready for something like this.
I love you but I’m not in love with you.
I wish I’d met you five years from now. I’m just not ready for this yet.
Someone out there is perfect for you, I promise. It’s just not me.
We are not each other’s soulmate.
We’ve both changed and grown apart.
You’re my best friend, which is so much more important to me than a lover.
I just don’t see this working.
Love shouldn’t be this hard.
I love you enough to want something better for you than what I can give.
I think we need to work on ourselves before we can ever share a life together.
You deserve to find your perfect match. It’s just not me.
I’m not in a place to date someone right now, but I still love you.
I need to figure out myself before I can share my life with someone.
I PRONOUNCE YOU DUMPED AND SINGLE. YOU MAY NOW KISS MY BUTT
HEY BABY, ARE YOU BEING FOLLOWED? BECAUSE I’VE BEEN SEEING PEOPLE BEHIND YOUR BACK
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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