Best Brand Names Pick Up Lines

by Maria Line

Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
Do you like Kelloggs? Wanna frost my flakes?
Girl, I’m an American Express lover – you shouldn’t go home without me!
I want you more than a Haagen-Daas on a hot summer day.
Did you just come from KFC, cause your thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.
I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade!
How about I dip my Wild Wings in your Buffalo sauce?
Best Brand Names Pick Up Lines
Best Brand Names Pick Up Lines
What’s the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini right now
You remind me of a green bottle. Because I wanna Mount and Do you!
Do you work at Home Depot? Because you’re giving me wood.
Girl, you’re like Mastercard – seeing you is priceless
Are you a bottle of Coke? Because you open my happiness.
Do you like Wendy’s? Well I’m sure you’ll like it Wendy’s nuts slide across your face.
Do you work at D!¢Ks’? Because you’re sporting the goods!
Are you McDonalds? ‘Cause you’re going straight to my thighs.
Do you work for UPS? ‘Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
Call me Mountain Dew, ’cause when we hang we’ll have a Baja Blast!
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
Girl are you my new iPhone? Cause I can’t stop staring at you in public.
Did you get sacrificed to the God of Fire? Because you’re smoking!
Are you thirsty? Cause I can give you the Sunny-D
My dong is a rental car company – it Hertz!
My name is Hostess… Because I have the cream filling
I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!
Let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
I don’t need Apple Maps to get lost in your eyes.
Your body’s name must be Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.
I’ll be the Burger King, and you’ll be the Dairy Queen… You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow?
Do you work at Burger King? Because you’re giving it to me the way I like it!
Can I double stuff your Oreo?
Do you work at Little Caesars? Because you’re Hot And I’m Ready.
You must’ve been made by Intel to be that hot!
If you were a burger at McDonalds you’d be a McGorgeous
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Why pay $5 at Subway, when you can’t get this footling for free.
Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? Because I’m going cookoo for you
Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I’ll stuff your crust.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re so-da-licious
I may be hung like a tic-tac, but I’ll leave your breath minty fresh!
Take me to Papa John’s, because this love is at 425 degrees.
Do you work at Subway? Because you’re giving me a footlong. You must be the owner of burger king..because your giving it to me the way i like it!
Your body’s name must be Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re so-da-licious.
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
Can I double stuff your Oreo?
Do you like Kelloggs? (yes) Wanna frost my flakes?
Do you like Wendys? Well I’m sure you’ll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face.
Starbucks believes that their concept would be complete if You agreed to have coffee with me…
Girl… your like Mastercard… seeing you is priceless.
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
How’d you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook?
I have 4 words for you “Hol I Day Inn”
Do you work for UPS? ‘Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
This D!¢K a rental car company…..It Hertz.
You remind me of a green bottle. Cuz I wanna Mount and Do you!
Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? cuz I’m goin cookoo for you Girl.
Hey is your last name Chilli’s cause I can see myself chewin those babybacks.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s.
Do you work at D!¢Ks? Cuz your sporting the goods!
Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I’ll stuff your crust.
Did you just come from KFC, cause your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
Are you my new iPhone? Cause I can’t stop staring at you in public.
If you were a pair of adidas sneakers, I’d, uh, like, really be into adidas sneakers!
I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
“I’ll be the Burger King, and you’ll be the Dairy Queen… You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.”
If you were any sweeter, there’d be a Wanted poster for you down at Mrs Fields.
I want you more then a Haagen-Das on a hot summer day.
I just ate a bag of skittles. Want to taste the rainbow?
Girl, I’m an American Express lover… you shouldn’t go home without me.
Do you like Wendy’s.. Cause you’re going to love wendys balls slap against yo face.
Hey you thirsty, cause I can give you the Sunny-D.
Damn….”Levis should pay you royalties.”
My names not ELMO, but you can tickle me anyways!
Are those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.
Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I’m Ready.
I’ll slime you so good you’ll think your on Nickelodeon.
What’s the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini right now.
Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Hi my name is pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?
If S#xy were an Oreo. you would be double stuffed.
Is your name country crock, cause you can spread for me anytime.
Call me Mountain Dew, ’cause when we hang we’ll have a Baja Blast.
Don’t you work at Hooters?
You must work at subway…cause you`re givin` me a foot long.
Baby you’re so sweet you would put Hershey’s out of business.
Can I stick my hot pocket in your easy bake oven.
I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper.
Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because “I’m Lovin’ It”
You remind me of a pokemon, cuz I’d like to PEEKACHU!
Do you work at Home Depot? (No) Because you sure are giving me wood.
I’ve got Skittles in my mouth , want to taste the rainbow?
Your nickname must be Ronald McDonald because I’m loving you.
(Guy) My name is Hostess…Because I have the cream filling.
Are you from Tim Hortons, because you smell fresh?
If you were a Porsche, I’d wax and ride you all over town.
Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
Why pay $5 when you can’t get this footling for free.
You know I live a Magnum Lifestyle.
I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
Baby you’re what makes Campbell soup mmm good.
My name is pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?
I’ll be your drum…you can beat me all night long!
Girl you’re sweet as candy, can I taste u “Now And Later”
Girl your so sweet you put Hershy’s out of business.
Damn girl! have you been eating Lucky Charms?(why?) because you`re looking magically delicious!
Do you like hamburgers? cuz I’ll go In-n-Out of you!
You’re like 7-11 everyone gets a slurp and I think its my turn.
I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
Do you work at Mcdonalds? Cause I was wondering if I could get a fry with that shake.
You think chewbacca’s hairy?….Wait ’til you see my wookie.
I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.
Let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
Are you a meal at Mcdonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I’ll treat you right!
Are you the maker of frosted flakes because you look gggggreat.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I may be hung like a tic-tac, but I’ll leave your breath minty fresh!
Is your daddy the owner of Wendy’s because you make me want to eat great even late!
Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
“Girl if You Were A Dodge truck, I’d Ram You.”
Baby I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night.
If S#xy were an oreo, you’d be double stuffed!
You’re like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can’t stop you!
You must’ve been made by Intel to be that hot!
Are you McDonalds? ‘Cause you’re going straight to my thighs.
Are you a frito cause you’re really corny.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Girl, I got more game than a Xbox 360!
If life was a Tivo, I would rewind you and play you over and over.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
The name must be Coca – Cola , why are you so -it- licious
You must be the owner of burger king..because your giving it to me the way i like it!
Girl your eyes are bluer than Heisenbergs crystal.
Your like 7 11 everyone gets a slurp and i think its my turn
Why pay $5 when you can’t get this footling for free
If you were a pair of adidas sneakers, I’d, uh, like, really be into adidas
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into ’em.
Can I stick my hot pocket in your easy bake oven
Girl are you my new iPhone? Because I can’t stop staring at you in public.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I’ll stuff your crust.
Do you work at D!¢Ks? Because your sporting the goods!
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper
Are you a frito because your really corny
Damn baby, is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m sure feeling a strong connection
Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because I’m Lovin’ It
Girl… your like Mastercard… seeing you is pricless
Are you spring ? Because you have me twitter pated.
Baby your what makes Campbell soup mmm good.
Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meat my balls.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re so-da-licious
Is your name country crock, because you can spread for me anytime.
This D!¢K a rental car company…..It Hertz
Damn….Levis should pay you royalties.
What’s the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini right now
If you were any sweeter, there’d be a Wanted poster for you down at Mrs
You know I live a Magnum Lifestyle
If your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
My names not ELMo, but you can tickle me anyways!
Aye girl, they call me Snow Day…. Because I’m gonna get drunk and sled all over you.
Levi’s should pay you a royalty.
Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Because Ur Hot And I’m Ready.
Hey is your last name Chilli’s because I can see myself chewin those babybacks
Girl your so sweet you put hershy’s out of business.
Is your name Gillette, because your the best a man can get.
Is your name Sabado? Because that A$$ is Gigante
If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
I’ll slime you so good you’ll think your on Nickelodeon
Is your name jingle bells? Because you look like you go all the way!
I’ll be the Burger King, and you’ll be the Dairy Queen… You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
Are you the energizer bunny because you just keep going and going through my mind
Are you a meal at mcdonalds? If you were you would be a mchottie
Call Me Pooh, because all I want is you honey.
(Guy) My name is Hostess…Because I have the cream filling
Girl is your name baseball, because I just want to hit it.
Hey you thirsty, because I can give you the Sunny-D
If you were a Porsche, I’d wax and ride you all over town
Do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with that shake.
I just ate a bag of skittles want to taste the rainbow?
Are you the maker of frosted flakes because you look gggggreat
Do you like hamburgers? because i’ll go in-n-out of you!
Don’t you work at Hooters?
I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.
If S#xy were an Oreo. you would be double stuffed
My name is Milk. I will do your body good.
Is your name Tamale? Because you are hot!
Is your name Google? Because you have everything i’m searching for.
Do you like Wendy’s.. Because your going to love wendys balls slap against yo face
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Call me Mountain Dew, because when we hang we’ll have a Baja Blast.
Baby your so sweet you would put Hershey’s out of business
Boy is your name homework because I’m not doing you and I should be.
Girl if You Were A Dodge truck, I’d Ram You.
Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checking out my package!
Is your name Winter? Because you will be coming.
Your name must be (your car here) because my backseat has it written all over.
Fu©k me if I’m wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
You must work at subway…because you’re giving me a foot long.
I have 4 words for you Hol I Day Inn.
Hi, can I get your baseball jersey? (What?) You know your name and number!
Are your name campfire? Because you are hot and I want S’more.
I don’t need Apple Maps to get lost in your eyes.
How about I dip my Wild Wings in your Buffalo sauce?
Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? because I’m goin cookoo for you
My name might not be Taco Bell, but I sure can spice up your night!
Hi, My Name Is [Your Name], but You Can Call Me Tonight.
Did you just come from KFC, because your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.
You remind me of a pokemon, because I’d like to PEEKACHU!
Are you a bottle of Coke because you open my happiness
Girl you’re sweet as candy, can I taste u Now And Later
You can call me FedEx because I’ve got a big package with your name on it.
Is your name Sirens? Because I’m sleeping with you tongiht.
I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 3 minutes, the next one is free.
Girl, I got more game than a Xbox 36!
Baby , you’ve got more legs than a bucket of KFC !
Can I double stuff your Oreo ?
Like Kelloggs ? (Yeah) I want my flakes frost ?
You must be the owner of Burger King … because your giving me the way you like it !
Name of your body has to be seen, because it’s everywhere I want to be .
Starbucks believes that their concept would be complete if you decide to have a coffee with me …
The girl … your … see how MasterCard is Monica
Do you like Wendys ? Well, I’m sure you’ll like Wendys slip nuts on your face.
I can not be Fred Flinstone , but of course I can make your bed rock .
How about coming to MySpace so I can Twitter My Yahoo until I Google on FaceBook ?
I have 4 words for you ” Hol I Day Inn ” .
Hey you because of your surname Chilli I can see myself Chewin the babybacks
Is that cold or are just smuggling tic – tac .
Construction D!¢Ks ? Cuz your sports equipment !
Like Pizza Hut? Cause I fill your crust .
I love LEGO , you like Legos, why not build a relationship?
Working for UPS? ‘Cause I swear I saw him checking out my package !
This D!¢K , a car rental company Hertz AND …
They remind me of a green bottle. Cuz I want to A$$emble and do you!
Have been eating cocoa puffs ? cuz I’m going to Brando for you
If you were a pair of sneakers adidas , I, uh , you know , it would be in adidas
sneakers !
I wish you were a carousel at Wal -Mart so I could ride all day for only a quarter!
“I’ll be your Burger King, Dairy Queen and you’ll be fine … I’ve learned , and I will. ”
If you were sweeter, there would be a research poster on down to Mr.
fields
I want more of a Hagen- David on a hot summer day.
I just ate a bag of Skittles want to taste the rainbow ?
Girl , I’m an American Express lover … you should not go home without me.
Like Wendy … Cause your going to Wendys balls slap against yo face of love
Hey you thirsty, so I can give you the Sunny- D
Damn it … ” Lamont would be willing to pay royalties. ”
My names not Elmo, but you can Tickle me anyway!
Six Tim Hortons , because you smell fresh ?
If you were a Porsche , I would wax and laughter throughout the city
Why pay $ 5 when you can not get this as a free
What is the difference between an erection and a Lamborghini ? I do not have a Lamborghini now
You’re at Starbucks ? Because I like a cappuccino.
Are those jeans GUESS ? Because guess who wants to get into ‘ em .
Excuse me ? The Little Ceasar ‘s work ? Cuz your hot and I’m ready .
Do you work at Hooters?
He has to work in the subway … because you’re givin ‘ me a foot long .
Baby your so sweet you would Hershey out of the market
Levi you should pay a royalty .
I can stick my hot pocket in Easy Bake Oven
Hello my name is pogo . Want to jump on my stick ?
If you were a S#xy Oreo . be double stuffed
Is the name of country crock , because it can spread to me at any time.
Work at Home Depot ? (No) Because I’m sure that gives me wood.
I have Skittles in my mouth, I want to taste the rainbow?
The nickname must be Ronald McDonald , because I’m loving it.
(Guy ) My name is Mistress … Because I have the custard
You know I live a magnum lifestyle
I ‘m thirsty , baby and you smell like my Gatorade .
I’ll be a drum … I can bang all night long!
Girl you’re as sweet as a candy , I can enjoy u ” now and then”
Your so sweet girl has put Hershy out of the market.
Your father is the owner of Wendy’s because they make me want to eat great even late!
Your 7 11 as everyone gets a slurp and I think it ‘s my turn
I’m like Domino Pizza . If I do not come in 30 minutes, the next one is free .
Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock .
This is an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk ? the hinge
Damn baby your body from McDonalds ? (Why?) Because “I’m Lovin ‘ It”
I remember a pokemon , I’d PEEKACHU cuz !
” If you were a girl truck , Dodge Ram I had. ”
Baby, I could not be a Doritos Locos Taco , but be sure to liven up the night.
They make me want to upgrade my Tivo .
If it was a S#xy oreo , you want to be double stuffed !
You’re like a Pringles . Once you pop , you can not stop !
You are the creator of Frosted Flakes because it seems gggggreat
Do you have a patch ? ‘Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Can be hung like a tick , but I’ll leave the ‘ fresh breath mint !
It must have been made ??by Intel to be so hot!
They McDonalds ? ‘ Cause you straight to my thighs.
Do you think Chewbacca hairy ? … Wait ‘ til you see my Wookie .
I wish I was Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar .
We like fabric softener and snuggle .
You are really trivial , because your frito
You are causing the Energizer Bunny just go ahead and go through my mind
Damn girl ! have been eating lucky charms ? (why?) Why are you looking magically delicious!
Do you like burgers ? cuz I’ll go in-n – out of you!
Are you a meal at mcdonalds ? If you were you would be a mchottie
I can not be Dairy Queen, baby, but you can treat it well!
Girl , I had more of an Xbox 360 game !
If life were a Tivo , I will rewind and play over and over again .
If you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous .
Child, what makes Campbell mmm good soup.
My name is pogo . Want to jump on my stick ?

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