You must work at subway…because you’re giving me a foot long.
I have 4 words for you Hol I Day Inn.
Hi, can I get your baseball jersey? (What?) You know your name and number!
Are your name campfire? Because you are hot and I want S’more.
I don’t need Apple Maps to get lost in your eyes.
How about I dip my Wild Wings in your Buffalo sauce?
Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? because I’m goin cookoo for you
My name might not be Taco Bell, but I sure can spice up your night!
Hi, My Name Is [Your Name], but You Can Call Me Tonight.
Did you just come from KFC, because your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.
You remind me of a pokemon, because I’d like to PEEKACHU!
Are you a bottle of Coke because you open my happiness
Girl you’re sweet as candy, can I taste u Now And Later
You can call me FedEx because I’ve got a big package with your name on it.
Is your name Sirens? Because I’m sleeping with you tongiht.
I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 3 minutes, the next one is free.
Girl, I got more game than a Xbox 36!
Baby , you’ve got more legs than a bucket of KFC !
Can I double stuff your Oreo ?
Like Kelloggs ? (Yeah) I want my flakes frost ?
You must be the owner of Burger King … because your giving me the way you like it !
Name of your body has to be seen, because it’s everywhere I want to be .
Starbucks believes that their concept would be complete if you decide to have a coffee with me …
The girl … your … see how MasterCard is Monica
Do you like Wendys ? Well, I’m sure you’ll like Wendys slip nuts on your face.
I can not be Fred Flinstone , but of course I can make your bed rock .
How about coming to MySpace so I can Twitter My Yahoo until I Google on FaceBook ?
I have 4 words for you ” Hol I Day Inn ” .
Hey you because of your surname Chilli I can see myself Chewin the babybacks
Is that cold or are just smuggling tic – tac .
Construction D!¢Ks ? Cuz your sports equipment !
Like Pizza Hut? Cause I fill your crust .
I love LEGO , you like Legos, why not build a relationship?
Working for UPS? ‘Cause I swear I saw him checking out my package !
This D!¢K , a car rental company Hertz AND …
They remind me of a green bottle. Cuz I want to A$$emble and do you!
Have been eating cocoa puffs ? cuz I’m going to Brando for you
If you were a pair of sneakers adidas , I, uh , you know , it would be in adidas
I wish you were a carousel at Wal -Mart so I could ride all day for only a quarter!
“I’ll be your Burger King, Dairy Queen and you’ll be fine … I’ve learned , and I will. ”
If you were sweeter, there would be a research poster on down to Mr.
I want more of a Hagen- David on a hot summer day.
I just ate a bag of Skittles want to taste the rainbow ?
Girl , I’m an American Express lover … you should not go home without me.
Like Wendy … Cause your going to Wendys balls slap against yo face of love
Hey you thirsty, so I can give you the Sunny- D
Damn it … ” Lamont would be willing to pay royalties. ”
My names not Elmo, but you can Tickle me anyway!
Six Tim Hortons , because you smell fresh ?
If you were a Porsche , I would wax and laughter throughout the city
Why pay $ 5 when you can not get this as a free
What is the difference between an erection and a Lamborghini ? I do not have a Lamborghini now
You’re at Starbucks ? Because I like a cappuccino.
Are those jeans GUESS ? Because guess who wants to get into ‘ em .
Excuse me ? The Little Ceasar ‘s work ? Cuz your hot and I’m ready .
Do you work at Hooters?
He has to work in the subway … because you’re givin ‘ me a foot long .
Baby your so sweet you would Hershey out of the market
Levi you should pay a royalty .
I can stick my hot pocket in Easy Bake Oven
Hello my name is pogo . Want to jump on my stick ?
If you were a S#xy Oreo . be double stuffed
Is the name of country crock , because it can spread to me at any time.
Work at Home Depot ? (No) Because I’m sure that gives me wood.
I have Skittles in my mouth, I want to taste the rainbow?
The nickname must be Ronald McDonald , because I’m loving it.
(Guy ) My name is Mistress … Because I have the custard
You know I live a magnum lifestyle
I ‘m thirsty , baby and you smell like my Gatorade .
I’ll be a drum … I can bang all night long!
Girl you’re as sweet as a candy , I can enjoy u ” now and then”
Your so sweet girl has put Hershy out of the market.
Your father is the owner of Wendy’s because they make me want to eat great even late!
Your 7 11 as everyone gets a slurp and I think it ‘s my turn
I’m like Domino Pizza . If I do not come in 30 minutes, the next one is free .
Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock .
This is an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk ? the hinge
Damn baby your body from McDonalds ? (Why?) Because “I’m Lovin ‘ It”
I remember a pokemon , I’d PEEKACHU cuz !
” If you were a girl truck , Dodge Ram I had. ”
Baby, I could not be a Doritos Locos Taco , but be sure to liven up the night.
They make me want to upgrade my Tivo .
If it was a S#xy oreo , you want to be double stuffed !
You’re like a Pringles . Once you pop , you can not stop !
You are the creator of Frosted Flakes because it seems gggggreat
Do you have a patch ? ‘Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Can be hung like a tick , but I’ll leave the ‘ fresh breath mint !
It must have been made ??by Intel to be so hot!
They McDonalds ? ‘ Cause you straight to my thighs.
Do you think Chewbacca hairy ? … Wait ‘ til you see my Wookie .
I wish I was Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar .
We like fabric softener and snuggle .
You are really trivial , because your frito
You are causing the Energizer Bunny just go ahead and go through my mind
Damn girl ! have been eating lucky charms ? (why?) Why are you looking magically delicious!
Do you like burgers ? cuz I’ll go in-n – out of you!
Are you a meal at mcdonalds ? If you were you would be a mchottie
I can not be Dairy Queen, baby, but you can treat it well!
Girl , I had more of an Xbox 360 game !
If life were a Tivo , I will rewind and play over and over again .
If you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous .
Child, what makes Campbell mmm good soup.
My name is pogo . Want to jump on my stick ?
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.