[Top 50] Bookworm Pick Up Lines For Literature Lovers!
by Annie Rosy
Charles D!¢Kens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Are you Five People? ‘Cause I just met you, and I’m in Heaven.
As I Lay Dying…my biggest regret was not telling you how beautiful you are.
I wanna do Wild Things wherever you Are.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I’m just going to say it: I’m Wilde about you.
I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I’d like to end your Age of Innocence.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
I know For Whom the Bell Tolls, so why don’t you call me sometime?
I spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but I want to spend every other day with you.
I’m no Jane, but I’d Eyre on the side of saying I think you’re beautiful.
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I’d have a Secret Garden.
Is it 451 degrees Fahrenheit in here, or is it just you?
Is your name Harriet? Cause I caught you spyin’ on me.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
The Sun isn’t the only thing around here that Also Rises.
Wanna go find us A Room of One’s Own?
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I’d only watch you.
I’d Revisit your Brideshead anytime.
I’d Fight to go to a Club with you.
Hey girl, don’t be The Stranger.
I’d like to Catch 22 of you.
My friends call me Robert, but you can call me The Beowulf.
My Heart was a Lonely Hunter ’til I met you, girl.
I like books, you like books, why don’t we start writing the story of us?
Babe, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.
Would you like to peek at my hardcover?
I have a library card, do you mind if I check you out?
I want to take your body to Wuthering Heights.
I’ll be a Jane around the house but a Bertha in bed.
Wait until you see the size of my… Philip K. D!¢K library.
Just like James Joyce, I know how to make a girl go, “yes I said yes I will Yes.”
I’m a clA$$ic Horatio Alger story — namely, Ragged D!¢K and Struggling Upward.
You’re so hunky, you must be hiding a rapidly aging portrait somewhere in your attic.
I wasn’t a big fan of “Eat” or “Pray,” but there ain’t nothin’ wrong with “Love.”
Girl, you’re so flawless, even James Wood couldn’t find anything to criticize.
Hey, baby, the sun is not the only thing that also rises.
I know why the caged bird sings — because I’m that good, that’s why.
I love the way you fill out an Amazon wishlist.
Do you know how I can contact Sherlock Holmes? Because I need to solve the mystery of how to win your heart.
Good fences make good neighbors — except when that neighbor looks like you.
Naked Lunch, anyone?
Welcome to my apartment — or, as the ladies like to call it, The Joy Luck Club.
How about you and I re-write The Story of O together?
Will you be the Tropic of Cancer to my Delta of Venus?
I would endure a Dan Brown novel, if that’s what it took to win your heart.
You know BookSI#t? They named it after me.
I’m looking for a Malcolm Gladwell fan who can get me over the tipping point in the blink of an eye.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
I hope you’re one of the best minds of my generation, because I’d sure like to see you naked.
Forget the New Yorker. You’d make my 20 Under 40 list any day.
Single white female seeks Brooklyn-dwelling Jonathan for coffee-shop work dates, long walks in Prospect Park, baby-making.
Little-known fact: The Sound and the Fury wasn’t named after Macbeth — it was inspired by a night with me.
I finished Infinite Jest. Wanna bone?
Are you a new J.K. Rowling book? Because I’m totally checking you out.
Baby, if someone wrote a book on your life, I’d read it allll niiight long.
Do you like it dog-eared style?
Fancy meeting you here. Just last night I filled out my Amazon wishlist and you were at the top.
Girl, you’re like a best-seller list, and I’m like a book. I could be on you for weeks.
Hey baby. Would you like to peek at my hardcover?
Hey girl, I don’t need a best seller list to tell me you’re number one.
Hey girl. My favorite place to be is between the covers. Join me?
Hey girl… I know you’re not a book, but I’m still checking you out.
Hi there, you look like a book, meet me, I’m a bookworm.
I bet you have quite a nice book worm!
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
I like books, you like books, why don’t we start writing the story of us?
I like my men like I like my books—well read and in leather.
I like paper and you like Kindle. So let’s get together, baby, and start a fire.
I think you might have mistaken me for a library book… you’ve been checking me out all night.
Girl, I’m glad I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checking you out!
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
I’m like a good thriller; once I start you won’t want me to stop.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print!
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
You must be my patronus because until you were near it felt like dementors were sucking away all my happiness.
I love books. I’m a book lover.
I’m like a good thriller; once I start you won’t want to stop.
I’m the No 1 Ladies Detective Agency to the mystery that is you.
If you were a book, I’d stay up all night reading.
If you were an articlie more than 200 words long, I would still read you.
Is that a hardcover or are you just happy to see me?
Is there a book that I can reach for you?
Submitted by: Jaime K
Let’s do it in the library with Lawrence watching over us in full approval.
Looking at you is like opening my favorite book.
So, you like books?
Sup babe? Wanna take a look at my hardcover?
There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
Why geography books! I will take u all around the world in a fairy tale!
You know the website BookSI#t? It was named after me.
You’re so S#xy, I’d even let you fold my pages dog-eared style.
Your hair blows in the wind like the ruffling pages of an old book lying on a bed facing an open window.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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