[Top 50] Biology Pick Up Lines That are Naughty!

by Maria Line

I’ m no organ donor but I’ll be happy to give you my heart.
You are so hot, you denature my proteins.
Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
Girl, your name must be Phylum, because you are above clA$$.
[Top 50] Biology Pick Up Lines That are Naughty!
[Top 50] Biology Pick Up Lines That are Naughty!
You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
If I were an enzyme, I’d be helicase so i could unpackage your genes.
You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs straight to my heart.
You are like cholesterol cause you are dangerous to my heart.
I think my heart just lagged.
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
I wanna stick to you like glue-cose.
If I were an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
Can I study for the anatomy exam with you?
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
Are you Broca’s Aphasia? ‘Coz you leave me speechless.
Girl do you love water? That means you love 80% of me.
Like metagenomics used on viral genetic material, I feel that sometimes you know the only way to really see me.
When I met you, it felt like moving from two-dimensional chromatography to fluorescence-based sequencing.
Before I met you, my life was as messy as the unfiltered data of a metagenomics experiment.
Like metagenomics on conventional genome sequence, you’ve showed me that there is so much more to the world than I used to see.
You have 206 bones in your body… want one more?
You must be gibberellin, because I’m experiencing some stem elongation.
Like environmental gene sequencing with microbial sequencing, you have shown me how biased I used to be.
If you are X-Ray diffraction, I must be neutron diffraction, because our processes compliment each other.
I’m H0m0zygous recessive. Wanna do a test cross?
Are you a start codon? Because you’re turning me on!
If I were a nitrogen base, I would be adenine so I could be paired with U.
If I were a nucleic acid, I would be RNA. That way, I could have U!
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
I am one strand, you are another. Together we form a double helix.
We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
Can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
I can’t introduce foreign bodies to my system, but for you I’ll make an exception.
Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
If I were a Schwann cell, I’d squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.
We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be as sweet as sugar.
I want to stick to you like glue-cose.
You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
I wish I were adenine, because then I could get paired with U.
Every time I’m around you, I go through anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.
Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
You must be gibberelin, because I’m experiencing some stem elongation.
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You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.
You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
Hey baby, why don’t you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.
Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
It’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat
If I were a Shwann cell, I’d squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.(good old neuroscience)
Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you.
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
I also prefer my ribosomes bound…tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it’s turgid.
Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be as sweet as sugar.
I want to stick to you like glue-cose.
I wish I were adenine, because then I could get paired with U.
Every time I’m around you, I go through anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
You must be auxin, because you’re causing me to have rapid stem elongation. (hmm..)
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the cytoplasm, do you want to be the cell membrane? (not a pretty picture)
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you
If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you
Girl: Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
You are the activin growth factor for my phallus.
Would you like to go to Rome and see the Cysteine Chapel?
They say the tongue is a muscle. mine needs a workout. you wanna be my trainer?
Babe, you’re sending out exciS#xory neurotransmitters and I think there is an action potential.
I am a microbiologist, my job involves lots of streaking, probing and mounting. I do it all with culture and sensitivity.
Will you be the adenine to my thymine? Baby lets get Mendelian beneath my beta sheets!
If I was endoplasmic reticulum….I’d be ribbed for your pleasure
You must be the Hydrogen 2 my Oxygen, coz baby… u make me wet….
You are the A to my T and the C to my G (James O’Keeffe)
Let me be your restriction endonuclease and I’ll give you sticky ends
Are you an amino acid? Because you’re making my polypeptide chain longer and longer
Hey baby, how bout i teach you the Sn2 mechanism and show you a backside attack?
I’ll show you my substrate if you show me your active site
Will you act as the lower concentration and let me diffuse into you?
I want to give you AIDS
Hey baby, are you up for some endothermic reactions?
You make me feel like Plasm

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