[Top 80+] Honey Bee Pick Up Lines That Are Un-BEE-lievably BEE-utiful!
by Annie Rosy
Bee mine.
Bee my love.
Bee my honey.
Bee my queen.
Pollinate me.
Bee my drone.
You’re bee-utiful.
This might sting…
“Bee puns really sting.
My heart beeats for you.
Honey, I’m stuck on you.
You’re sweeter than honey
Want to see my butt glow?
Wanna do the waggle dance?
Honey, your thorax is huge!
I will be happy to bite you.
“Wasp are you talking about?”
Honey, you’re the bee’s knees!
Gimme a buzz and I’ll bee yours.
If you were a bee, I’d keep you!
“A bee’s favorite sport is rug-bee.”
Every day with you is like a honeymoon.
“A bee’s favorite haircut is a buzz cut!”
“Say, these bee puns aren’t too shab-bee.”
You’re so hot, you make my colony collapse!
Don’t worry, that ain’t web fluid. (Spider)
“A bee styles their hair with a honeycomb.”
“Who’s a bee’s favorite singer? Bee-yoncé.”
“What kind of bees drop things? Fumble bees!”
“What’s a bee’s favorite flower? Bee-gonias!”
How about we get together and cross pollinate?
I don’t think you’re ready for my royal jelly.
High five! Oops! I guess you’re stuck with me.
My spidey sense isn’t the only thing tingling.
“Naughty bee children really need to beehive.”
I don’t think you’re ready for my royal jelly.
“What do bees like with their sushi? Wasa-bee!”
“That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!”
“A bee’s favorite novel is the Great Gats-bee.”
I want you more than a Giant Sider wants light.
You’re sweeter than honey (not true, nothing is).
“Who’s a bee’s favorite painter? Pablo Bee-cA$$o!”
Honey, I’m stuck on you (Cuz i am covered in Honey).
Are you a fly guy? Because you sweep me off my feet.
“When a bee writes a sonnet, they’re waxing poetic.”
“Bee children take the school buzz to get to school.”
Yeah, my great great grandfather was Jimmy!! (Cricket)
“What’s a happy bumblebee’s blood type? Bee positive!”
“What’s a bee’s favorite Spice Girls song? Wanna-bee!”
Is that your stinger? Or are you just pleased to see me?
“Why do bees get married? Because they found their honey!”
Hey baby, what do you say we go out for a bite! (Mosquito)
“That bee is talking too quietly, it must be a mumble-bee!”
You’re like a butterfly beautiful to see but hard to catch.
“A bee that’s been put under a spell has been bee-witched!”
“What do you call a bee that’s a sore loser? A cry bay-bee!”
Bee mine.Bee my love.Bee my drone.Bee my honey.Bee my queen.
I got fleas! [Me, too] Wanna scratch my private itches? [Sure]
I’m getting kinda hungry. Wanna have S#x? (Female Praying Mantis)
“On the first day of clA$$, bee students are given a sylla-buzz.”
Do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy
“Why did the bee want to use the phone? To say hi to their honey.”
“The worker bee decided to take a vacation to Stingapore last year.”
Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
“Bee puns aren’t that great. I don’t get what all the buzz is about.”
So what do you say later on we go out for some coffee table? (Termite)
If I was a fruit fly, I’d land on you first. Because you are so sweet.
Your like a bright light and im like a bug, because im so darn attracted to you.
Your sister said you were ugly, so keep my eyes covered and let’s get on with it!
“The bees went on strike because they wanted more honey and less working flowers.”
“What did one bee say to the other when they landed on the same flower? Buzz off.”
“Remember, bee puns are good for your health, they give you a dose of Vitamin Bee!”
I’m the flower, you’re the bee. Why don’t you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
Are you good at dissecting insects? Good. There’s something I want you to see inside my fly.
What is the difference between me and mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it.
I used to waste time chasing butterflies , but nowadays because of you, I have them in my stomach.
“When a bee is in your hand, what’s in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.”
Hi, do you dissect insects for scientific research? (No, why?) I thought you might want to look inside my fly.
Boy: “So you going to be a butterfly all night?” Girl: (puzzled look) Boy: “You know, pretty to see but hard to catch!”
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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