Best Anthropology Pick Up Lines To Impress a Anthropologist!
by Annie Rosy
Let’s have a debate. I’ll be a cultural relativist, and you A$$ume the missionary position.
Baby, I’ve got a huge grant !
If I told you that you had some nice secondary S#x characteristics, would you hold them against me?
“Voulez-vous code-mix avec moi, ce soir?”
Come here and let me demonstrate how to shovel probe.
If I told you that you had some nice secondary S#x characteristics, would you hold them against me?
Hey baby, can i use my GPR on you?
“I’ll run my lingus across your alveolar ridge and give you a fricative you won’t BELIEVE.”
“If I told you that you had some nice secondary S#x characteristics, would you hold them against me?”
“Are you an excavation site? Because I dig you.”
Let’s forget the carbon and move straight to the dating!
Did it hurt when you fell from your culture’s dogmatic view of an afterlife?
You know, you really match my culturally constructed beauty standard !
Are you an excavation site? Because I dig you.
You like petrology? Well, check out this cleavage!
Wow, and all this time I thought nothing was S#xier than archaeometry!
Hey, I’ve just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it.
Wanna share a trench?
Let’s have a debate. I’ll be a cultural relativist, and you A$$ume the missionary position.
“Are you happy to see me or is that a trowel in your pocket?”
My, my you are a special find.
Care to shine my trowel?
Let’s forget the carbon and move straight to the dating!
Hey baby, can I survey your features ?
You like petrology? Well, check out this cleavage!
(linguistics only)“If you want to get with me you have to be a cunning linguist.”
My, my you are a special find.
let’s take the “rite pA$$age” to that liminal stage of loooovvvee
I sure would like to calibrate your curves.
Is that an increment borer in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
I’m a linguistic anthropologist, may i study your tongue?
You remind me of the Kennewick Man, I’d do anything to claim you for my own.
Come here and let me demonstrate how to shovel probe.
Baby you’re more precious than an artifact!
Hey Baby, I wanna see your bedrock!
You know, you really match my culturally constructed beauty standard !
Wanna extract some minerals from my bone?
Would you like to see my totem ?
Wow, and all this time I thought nothing was S#xier than archaeometry!
Baby, I’ve got a huge grant !
“Holy $h!t! Wanna coprolite?”
You remind me of the Kennewick Man, I’d do anything to claim you for my own.
“Let’s have a debate: I’ll be a cultural relativist and you can adopt the missionary position.”
Not a pick up line, but still amusing: “Historical archaeologists have an easier time getting a date than prehistoric archaeologists.”
Girl, I only believed in eternal salvation through hard work…until you walked through the door.
So, wanna get dirty?
“I used to have a trophy wife, but you’re kula. Ring me.”
“Baby, you make this H0m0 erectus.”
What a nice pair of platform mounds you got there!
“I find your culture fascinating…I’d like to learn more about your mating rituals.”
Baby, your hotness is a social fact!
“I like my women like I like my DNA helicase – unzipping my genes.”
“Hey baby… why dont we go back to my place and I’ll show you my social construction?”
I like your hotspot.
“I like my women like I like my DNA helicase, unzipping my genes.”
“Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.”
“Did it hurt when you fell from your culture’s dogmatic view of an afterlife?”
Hey baby, can I survey your features ?
I find your culture fascinating…I’d like to learn more about your mating rituals.
Fancy r!mm!ng my sherd?
“Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.”
If my heart was a trobriand island, you would be my malinowski.
Can I excavate your mounds?
“Are you Goodall? Benedict my Mauss in my Levi-Strauss. Leakey? Not my Foucault. Snow what I mean? On the Whorf we drink our Mead and watch the ships Sahlins away. I do Labov you.”
Wanna share a trench?
I like your hotspot.
“Are you happy to see me or is that a trowel in your pocket?”
Can I excavate your mounds?
So, wanna get dirty?
I’d like to excavate your site.
Did it hurt when you fell from your culture’s dogmatic view of an afterlife?
Would you like to see my totem ?
“Did it hurt when you fell from your culture’s dogmatic view of an afterlife?”
“I used to have a trophy wife, but you’re kula. Ring me.”
Fancy r!mm!ng my sherd?
“If I told you that you had some nice secondary S#x characteristics, would you hold them against me?”
“Baby, you make this H0m0 erectus.”
I’d like to excavate your site.
I find your culture fascinating…I’d like to learn more about your mating rituals.
Hey baby, I wanna go down today… about 10 centimeters.
Hey baby, could i have a look at your artifacts?
(linguistics only)“If you want to get with me you have to be a cunning linguist.”
Would you like to examine my bone?
Hey baby, can i use my GPR on you?
In misogynist gangsta mode: “B!t¢h please, yo’ my inalienable possession.”
Hey, I’ve just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it.
“Are you a Nahua priest? Because you’re totally holding my heart in your hands.”
“Baby, you make this H0m0 erectus.”
Hey Baby, I wanna see your bedrock!
Hey baby, Can I probe your moist area?
Baby, you must have time distortion powers because you’are turning me into H0m0 Erectus!
Are you an excavation site? Because I dig you.
“You like petrology? Well, check out this cleavage!”
Can I touch your tanglible heritage?
What a nice pair of platform mounds you got there!
“I like my women like I like my DNA helicase, unzipping my genes.”
Let’s pretend you’re full of C14 so I can date you.
Let’s pretend you’re full of C14 so I can date you.
“I find your culture fascinating…I’d like to learn more about your mating rituals.”
Boy, your hotness is a social fact.
“I’ll run my lingus across your alveolar ridge and give you a fricative you won’t BELIEVE.”
I’m a linguistic anthropologist, may i study your tongue?
“How would you like to be the field to my habitus and structure my structuring structure? if you know what I mean…”
Baby you’re more precious than an artifact!
“Holy $h!t! Wanna coprolite?”
I would never bury our love in a coniferous forest, because the acidity of the soil would ruin any chance of preservation.
“Why don’t I show you my anterior pubis so you can S#x me to 95% accuracy?”
“Voulez-vous code-mix avec moi, ce soir?”
Hey baby, could i have a look at your artifacts?
Baby, you must have time distortion powers because you’are turning me into H0m0 Erectus!
I sure would like to calibrate your curves.
Hey baby, I wanna go down today… about 10 centimeters.
Wanna extract some minerals from my bone?
Would you like to examine my bone?
Is that an increment borer in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
My, what a large ranging pole you have!
My, what a large ranging pole you have!
Baby, your hotness is a social fact!
Can I touch your tanglible heritage?
“Let’s have a debate: I’ll be a cultural relativist and you can adopt the missionary position.”
“Let’s have a debate. I’ll be a cultural relativist, and you A$$ume the missionary position.”
“You like petrology? Well, check out this cleavage!”
Hey baby, Can I probe your moist area?
I would never bury our love in a coniferous forest, because the acidity of the soil would ruin any chance of preservation.
Care to shine my trowel?
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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