Has anyone unknown to you handled those funbags?
If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.
You’re so cute, I don’t need to see your boarding pA$$.
Can I claim your baggage?
Good thing that’s not a wood detector, ’cause you’d keep me here all night.
Let’s cross the international dateline together.
Have trouble sleeping on trains? [No] You will when we travel together.
Want to play TSA officer and pat me down?
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got ‘fine’ written all over you.
Are you ready to board?
I can last longer than a jet engine.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
A 9 hour time difference wouldn’t keep me from you.
I hate red-eye flights, but I would fly all night for you.
I don’t need the captain to remind me about the upright position.
Are you a customs agent? Because I’d like to declare my love for you.
I don’t know what gate I’m boarding at, but I hope it’s close to yours.
I know a great recovery for jet lag.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
I love a good South of the border crossing.
I’m afraid you can’t pA$$ this point, ’cause you da bomb, Baby.
I’d love to be your final destination.