What are they warned to watch out for? Pigpockets.
Everything must be wrapped in bacon, including bacon.
Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon.
Why was the meat packer arrested? For bringing home the bacon.
Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu? Kevin Bacon
Ask not what bacon can do for you but what you can do for bacon.
My bedroom smells like maple, bacon and beaver…because I’m Canadian.
[Top 30] Bacon Pig Puns to Make You Laugh
Yo Mama So Canadian.. her nipples look like slices of Canadian bacon.
I’ll acknowledge Canada Day when they finally acknowledge that’s not bacon
What would happen if pigs could fly? The price of bacon would go skyrocket.
What did the boy bacon say to the girl bacon? Girl, you’re bacon my heart melt.
What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors? History in the bacon.
So if a microwave can do that I guess there are TWO reasons NOT to fry bacon in the nude!
What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken? The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
Last night I ate a hotdog with bacon and cream cheese. My blood hasn’t moved in 12 hours.
When the waitress calls you Babycakes you know you’re getting extra bacon with your waffles.
Why didn’t the drunk Mexican druglord find the Bacon Tree? Because he walked into a Ham Bush!
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog’s finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
If Kevin Bacon doesn’t whisper “Here comes the Baconator” before he has S#x all my faith in humanity is lost
Wait a minute… did Nick Jonas really write a song about loving bacon more than women? You’ve gained my respect
How do they get up there? In pigup trucks. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and Legs.
Why did the pig kill the farmer? To save his own bacon. What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur? Jurrasic Pork.
If we don’t build a wall on our northern border, they’ll soon be maple syrup & Canadian bacon trucks on every corner.
First Carter Page and now Betsy DeVos. Trump’s cabinet is like a game of six degrees of Kevin Bacon except with Russia.
If you can’t get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get? A1: Obesity A2: Heart Disease A3: Hardening of the Arteries
Whats the name of the movie about Bacon? A1: Frankenswine A2: Hamlet Why do pigs go to New York City? To see the Big Apple.
I signed an Executive Order to make Saturday morning bacon and eggs and pancakes with triple butter and syrup non-fattening.
If Donald Trump really KNOWS the average WORKER then where are the pics of Trump hungover in 7-Eleven buying bacon in sweat pants?
Thought I saw Bannon feeding the birds, turns out it was a rancid bag full of bacon mashed potatoes that sick pigeons used as their toilet
This guy ordered a vegetarian sandwich and then added bacon. It was like watching someone have a mid-life crisis and then find a cool hobby.
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