[Top 30] Clean and Funny Baby and Kids Puns

by Annie Rosy

What does it get? Wings
Life ain’t fair for a baby.
What does it become? An angel
How do you get them out again? With Doritos.
How does a baby ghost cry? “Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!”
What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.
Where does a black baby go when it dies? Heaven
[Top 30] Clean and Funny Baby and Kids Puns
[Top 30] Clean and Funny Baby and Kids Puns
Where does a white baby go when it dies? Heaven
What do vegetarian ogres eat? Cabbage patch kids.
What is brown and gurgles? A baby in a cA$$erole.
What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall? Art.
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender.
How does a baby get food when it’s hungry? Womb service.
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block
Why couldn’t the melons have a baby? Because they cantelope.
No matter what you colic, a baby crying for hours is a pain!
What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !
What is green and hangs around trees? Same baby 3 weeks later.
What is red and hangs around trees? A baby hit by a snow blower.
What is funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can’t carry the mother.
What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby? A cry for Alp !
What bounces up and down at 100mph?A baby tied to the back of a truck.
When the baby bird penned his first novel he was just a fledgling author.
What did the papa buffalo say the baby buffalo before he went to work? BISON!
How do you make a dead baby float? A glA$$ of soda water and 2 scoops of baby.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
What do you get when you have S#x with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
What did the mama tire and the papa tire name their baby girl tire? Michelle Lynn.
What did the chimpanzee say when his sister had a baby? Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail it’s other hand to the floor
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Fu©ked.
What is the difference between a baby and a onion? No one cries when you chop up the baby.
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can’t dress themselves.
The failure of the third largest manufacturer of baby’s toys was enough to rattle the entire industry.
Why shouldn’t you put a baby’s dirty diapers in the laundry bin? You wouldn’t want to hamper his movements!
I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn’t say whether it’s a boy or girl. So I don’t know if I’m an uncle or an aunt.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

Thoughts on "[Top 30] Clean and Funny Baby and Kids Puns"

null

Check it out the FREE Gifts. Or get the Best Pickup Lines from our authors.

Disable AdBlock to see them all. Once done, hit any button below